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My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

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this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

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when bae says he needs space

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A hand drawn meme wow

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this is the happiest day of my life

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Too soon

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65 million years…

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Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?”

Child offscreen: [shouting] “Mom! Dad’s being weird again!”

Barbie Dad: [shouting] “No, I’m not!”

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I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE