Sleepy Bitch Disorder

20s|Scottish|Mainly Shitposts and Cats Here

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[everydayimslothin]

Far be it of me to comment on the politics of another nation, but the Binface thing is so fucking funny. I just saw an attempted smear article against Binface in the Telegraph. It was basically just like THIS JOKE IS NOT FUNNY IT IS STUPID ALSO A DIFFERENT GOOFY POLITICIAN WHO DID A SIMILAR BIT KILLED THEMSELVES (stay classy Telegraph) AND ALSO DID YOU KNOW BINFACE IS LIBERAL!?!?!?!?!?

I'm reminded of a time in high school during student body elections, when some of my friends began posting signs around the school to encourage students to write in a vote for the pokemon blastoise. And no one really took it seriously until the school did a psa over the morning intercom not to vote for blastoise and to take the election seriously.

After that everyone in the school, now realizing they had the ability to actually mildly disrupt the proceedings of those in power, agressively and obsessively began campaigning for blastoise. 'A vote for blastoise is a vote for blastoise. Vote Blastoise.' Became the most common thing to hear in the hallway. Some people even made tshirts with a tshirt press. Eventually a human was elected but only because the school didnt count the blastoise votes. Real voter fraud happening here. I bet the boring human class president only got like 3 votes in total but I'll never know how much my hero Blastoise was cheated.

Anyway a vote for Binface is a vote for Binface. Vote binface.

[disastrousoilthing]

A VOTE FOR BINFACE IS A VOTE FOR BINFACE. VOTE BINFACE.

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[galileosballs]

Job Interview Tip: if you come to the end of an interview and your interviewer asks if you have any questions and you don't, yes you do, your question is 'what does the timeline look like going forward'.

This demonstrates a) your interest, b) your attention to relevant detail, and c) that you're treating this like a professional whose time is valuable. It's also useful information for you, since it means you will have at least a loose sense of when to expect news about your success or failure. And unless the interviewer has already explicitly discussed it, it's always relevant.

[pigeon-princess]

HARK! If you've got devils in your dungeon and need them exterminated, do I have the duo for you! Please enjoy my little intro comic for my dark medieval horror project, Gallant! I have plans to turn this story into a long-form webcomic but I'm currently testing the waters, I'm starting to get my sea-legs with the concept. I've been having so much fun with these weird medieval freaks and their strange dynamic. I'm probably being overly cautious with the censors but if you'd like the read it without them, I have the whole comic up on my website HERE!

[prokopetz]

Trying to come up with a nostalgic media rec is like:

thing whose humour has aged poorly

thing whose humour was honestly kind of shit even when it was new, but you were too young to pick up the subtext

thing that was life-changing in its exact contemporary circumstances and incomprehensible outside of them

thing that's an inferior knock-off of a different thing

thing that's actually an unwitting conflation of poorly remembered fragments of several other things

thing that moves anyone you show it to to remark that it explains some things about you

thing where revisiting it prompts a profound sense of alienation as you realise it's no longer relatable to you

thing where revisiting it prompts a jarring revelation that this is probably why you have that one specific kink

thing that you swear "gets good" if you give it a chance

[opera-ghost]

[lemonscribs]

Trans pride blacktip sharks 🏳️‍⚧️🦈

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[flanbolt]

[melkeyway]

Ir abelas, vhenan.

[berensreverie]

Veilguard Bad BAD Not Good Worst Ending

[lepidopteragirl]

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music

[boxheadpaint]

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

[zarvasystem]

[lolavagabonde]

happy dragon age day everyone !!