Take You With Me

Unsalted. 27. Living in the bay.

[yourtryhard]

[sillysunshinesstuff]

The pandaredd has gifted us with another hilarious skit. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

[captainlordauditor]

Sorry did Damian just say that he bought the living turkey at the supermarket?

[effington]

[dfuua-deactivated20180420]

me leaving the house

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it

[knitmeapony]

“In a very serious and real ceremony”

[veryfunnymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[opalsandcream]

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

[rosecolorequiem]

Bigger betrayal is when bitches don’t die.

[opalsandcream]

What

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[ubernegro]

Police caught lying again: a thread

So Portland Police claim that protesters have used Molotov cocktails and have weapons.

But if you looked a bit further in this or just looked past the headline, you can tell that the rifle stocks have paint on them and the cocktail towels are orange. Strange.

So if you don’t know, protesters in Portland are using balloons with paint in them as a way to disorient police.

The mags in the photo that the police claim belong to protesters are Magpul PMAG which are used in M-4s.

Which happen to be compatible with a variant of M4 rifles that are sold to law enforcement with atleast 30 PMAG for each rifle.

And guess who just bought a fuck ton of these rifles?

Our favorite national gestappos, ICE and DHS. Strange that a lot of those investments in accessories show up in that picture posted by Portland Police.

And the orange tinged rags in the supposed Molotovs? Those were used to clean the gun stocks in the photo.

The police staged a photo with their own paint plastered gunstocks after futilily trying to remove the paint and used their own rags for the cocktails.

You can see them holding those exact rifles and covered with that exact shade of paint.

[teenagerposts]

Sometimes the caption makes all the difference

[c0ffeeb1ack]

season 2, colorized, 2020

[thesevenumbrellas]

That’s it. That’s the show.

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[adonischildsupportcase]

That response tweet is gonna be my new response to shit.

Wish we still had text signatures

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[birf]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[official-lucifers-child]

i am fucking s c r e a m i n g that audio is so much worse than i could have possibly guessed

[runby2]

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

[runby2]

Sand just makes animals break. See the Tibetan sand fox

The fucking

ARABIAN SAND BOA

Like what the fuck happened

[alextheraven]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[csinczi]

:(

[hikari-kaitou]

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read