Dys

Maybe more than slightly

[baklavasudarajako]

Soap cant get a snack without his guard dog following him around LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[olivetreeyale]

Shower thoughts…🚿🧼

Thihihi✨

[freckled-cellofun]

❤️

[slightlydysfunctional]

I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone talking about God yelling at Crowley that she doesn't owe him more after the story is finished. It felt very pointed and very much like Neil Gaiman is mad at us. Like he didn't make the decision to continue the story on his own.

Which really drives home the feeling of "You know what? Fuck it. Fuck these characters, fuck this universe, and fuck you too" that the finale gave me

[cobbbvanth]

mad again. crowley's whole point is that humanity doesn't deserve to suffer for the crimes committed by heaven and hell, so his solution is to create a new universe without angels or demons. sacrificing themselves for humanity, sure, I get it. but what about all the humans who were wiped out with the book of life? god gave them the option of returning all those humans, and instead his solution is to start all over a la the great flood, something crowley was staunchly opposed to. so not only is there no happy ending for crowley and aziraphale, but there's no happy ending for recently corporeal jesus, or mrs sandwich, mr arnold, nina and maggie, adam and the them, newt and anathema. it's job's kids all over again. they didn't want the new children the angels offered them, job and sitis wanted their children back. it's the same choice they gave adam. he wanted things to go back to normal with heaven and hell behaving themselves so he could play with his friends. how could crowley and aziraphale be happy sacrificing their existence knowing it condemns all of the humanity they know and love?

[whitechocolateandwindydays]

Sooo, fellow disappointed people, did that ruin the whole show for you, or are you just going to be living in a delusional state forever pretending that never happened? I can't decide.

[slightlydysfunctional]

That was an interesting AU! I still think that it was a good thing there was only one season of Good Omens and we get to play with the characters like this!

[slightlydysfunctional]

[heladodavellana]

What's your name?

[valtsv]

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

[valtsv]

and needless to say. the mask stays on during sex.

[kormeister]

Missions going on too long and your L.T needs some attention :,3

Sorry for the quality, Im recovering from a wrist injury!!! don't miss me too much ;)

[el-doriito]

You know what, I think they’re pretty neat.

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the fact that i know in my heart that ilya babytalks anya while shane talks to her like a colleague

ilya is holding her like a baby and cooing in russian going, "who is my beautiful little baby bunny? is it you? it IS you, beautiful little baby with your beautiful little baby paws and your beautiful little baby face and-"

and meanwhile anya took off with the zoomies instead of standing still in the entryway so shane could wipe her muddy paws off after a walk in the rain, and shane is toweling her off after re-capturing her and going, "that was not our agreement, anya. we had an understanding. this is not treat-earning behavior."

[hardlyhinged]

Op’s tags

[penandinkprincess]

shane swinging around the doorway into the laundry room only to find ilya halfway through and going ??? i was going to get that, you didn't need to.

"oh, so you are not the person who just said 'god, you can't even do one load of laundry?' to me five minutes ago? is okay, luchik, i know you have-"

"oh, that wasn't to you."

"...what?"

"no, i was talking to anya. she didn't take the garbage out, either. we really need to talk about her chores."

"...hollander her only chore is be cute, and she does it every single day."

"she could for SURE load the dishwasher. i know it."

[deja-b00]

somehow it comes up that troy had a crush on shane and was going to ask for his number. and after troy gets ribbed by his teammates and ilya makes a big scene, shane is like, “well i never would’ve gone out with you lol.”

and troy smiles, “right, because you were with roz the whole time.”

“i mean, yes, but also because you and dallas kent spent years calling me and jj ‘rush hour’ and asking hayden if his wife was his beard to cover up his big gay relationship with me.”

the rest of the centaurs blink. harris puts his head in his hands and groans.

and troy’s like, “oh. right. sorry about that :/“

[triassictriserratops]

so we kid about Shane and baby's first chirp, but Shane IS a good chirper! He IS.

"So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?" - Sideswipe at Finland for no reason! Presenting this grade a chirp to his crush like a penguin with a pebble! 1221/10 blowjob worthy chirp

"You'll look great in silver, Vaughny, don't even stress." The bro-yness! The swagger! 12/10 - excellent chirp!

"Jeez, Hayden, you wanna get me pregnant too? I don't think I'm ready. I think I've still got some good hockey left in me." The chirp that launched 1000 mpreg fics. 81/10

The point here is that Shane is:

☝🏽funny

and

✌🏽bitchy

and I think it's important that we remember that!

[larkral]

Let us not forget:

(Buffalo is terrible) "Yeah, and their team sucks too." - 67/10, inspired a very bad dtr/frottage/first name drops/tuna meltdown.

[triassictriserratops]

EXACTLY

Shane is a bitchy jock and i LOVE him for it.

Like, sure, Ilya is going to bounce on the balls of his feet and tell Scott that the sound coming from his knees keeps making Ilya think the ice is cracking

But Shane???

Shane is going to lean in and say "my dad uses H-45 Just For Men and the shade looks really natural. I can get you the link if you want."

Ilya says the shit that makes Scott want to punch him in the face.

Shane says the shit that makes Scott wake up at 3:16 am, shaking Kip awake "baby, kip, wake up, kip - are my grays really noticable? no, Kip, this can't wait. Turn on the light, Kip are my gr-"

[stinglesswasp]

Day in the life - morning 🌄

[heladodavellana]

Climb

[thebitchesterbrothers]

'Virgin Mary' as soon as Hayden loses sight of him:

[thebitchesterbrothers]

[+ bonus]