the Fandom Pornographer haunting the text

she/they Heated Rivalry, Carry On, In Other Lands, RWRB, Check Please, Scholomance my AO3

[larkral]

Oh hi everyone, I'm lark. I make stuff like...

Fanfic

Currently deeply obsessed with Heated Rivalry (shocking, I know!) and writing things like:

A Nice Man In Montreal (the fic where Shane meets a nice man in Montreal and it changes less than you'd expect) Masterpost, AO3

The Flaming Rivalry Trifecta (a porn parody of Heated Rivalry and the responses in the Heated Rivalry Universe [on AO3 and tumblr] and our universe) note: Flaming Rivalry is where I began to expand the possibilities of styling in AO3

Il y a (there is) (the fic where Shane is personally victimized by the french language) Tumblr post, AO3

(to be expanded maybe when I have time, which I don't right now, lol)

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[doodlesorganizationland]

The Port Gamble S’Klallam Tribe made this card for their citizens to present to ICE.

If you are in a different federally recognized tribe in Washington State:

“I am a member of the (insert tribe here) Tribal Nation, which is Tribal Nation federally recognized by the United States.

This means I am also a United States citizen according to the U.S. Citizenship Act of 1924, 8 USC Section 1401.

Our tribe’s enrollment office number is (insert phone number here).

The Native American Rights Fund will assist me if you attempt to illegally detain me. Contact them at 303-447-8760”

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[egberts]

take me down to the lego city where the grass is plastic and the girls are plastic

[larkral]

where everybody is yellow because race doesn't exist and neither do human gestation and birth. and gender is binary but who knows why 'cause these motherfuckers don't reproduce! and I'm not bitter, no don't mind me I have no opinions on lego at all.

[sanguine-scales]

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

[sanguine-scales]

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

[fuckrozanov]

i deeply fuck with your frankly superfluous use of semicolons

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[mutinsfromthemoon]

there’s this belief that ilya is the bottom in their relationship and it doesn’t help he’s so flamboyant and there’s this joke around “he’s gay or european?” which is obviously based on nothing but stereotypes. shane is always carrying ilya’s stuff, and holding ilya’s waist and ilya is always sitting on shane’s lap and doesn’t help at all he’s always making shane’s plate at the gatherings. and one time shane fixed a pipe at one of the centaurs house and the wags spread the story around so people really just assume that shane is the “man” of the house. the thing is that ilya and shane never share, confirm or denies what happens in their private lives. their dynamics is for them only and rose landry

[girlfailure-poetics]

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

[girlfailure-poetics]

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

[girlfailure-poetics]

in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it

[larkral]

For the WIP guessing game: few, plate and/or glimpse?

Ok, somewhat mysteriously my most active WIP doesn't have any of these words (HOW?), but my deeper cut WIPs both do.

Am I currently nursing WIPs in three fandoms? Yes. Don't judge me, I get enough of that from my own self!

From First Prince Soulmate BS:

The only groupie I have to deal with after a workout, is the text, and it's not fucking fair how beautiful Henry looks all flushed and damp and self-satisfied. Henry's hand and arm are visible where he's patting his dog's head. Warmth flares across Alex's chest as he brushes his thumb over the damp-earth brown glimpse of the band circling Henry's wrist.

And from Simon's Two Mums aka finally (already, always)

That's when Keris and Trixie come giggling out of the woods. Keris' lips are slathered in the glittering powder I've come to realize is pixie dust, and Trixie is pirouetting beside her, floating just a few centimetres off the ground. Eoin pats my shoulder and heads back inside, and Trixie says "Oh la la, Simon, conducting your own illicit rendezvous?"

To be fair, both of these are 10k+ unposted words and my main wip is currently sub 500 unposted words, so statistics were on their side.

Anyone else want to send a word and I'll see if it's in my WIPs? Do itttt.

[homunculus-argument]

I've got to look up every possible way to sew hidden, concealed and non-obvious pockets and other such storage caches in all of my clothing, and then have as many of those as I can fit in every item in my wardrobe. Trying to get as much hidden storage space on my person as possible. Carrying around a backpack's worth of shit without carrying a bag of any sort.

Getting bored while waiting for the bus and just casually pulling a goddamn sewing kit out of my sleeve to start doing needlework on my jeans, like hey hold on where the fuck did you just pull that shit from. Equipping shit from my secret inventory.

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if you leave this kind of comment on any fanfic writer’s work or if you think this shit is okay and isn’t the reason more and more writers are choosing not to share their works with your entitled ass for free anymore, you should be ashamed of yourself.

if you suspect a fic is ai and if that bothers you, quietly close the tap and leave the fic. no one forces you to stay.

[despair-sys]

And don't do that either:

If you (general "you") create this kind of collections you aren't helping anyone, you're just being rude.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

the irony of people like this thinking they're fighting against ai when all they actually do is harming and tearing apart writing community and innocent writers. at this point they're harming the community more than ai does

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[ale-arro]

honestly the way we talk about "being in love" is so bizarre to me. you mean there's a secret, more intense kind of love that's only available in romantic relationships? romantic relationships, which vary immensely in form across cultures and time and don't even exist universally? but there's a special, unique emotion that you can only unlock through romance? you expect me to believe that?