Dammit, Jim!

🦇 Mandy. She/Her. ‘94 Watch me drown in my obsession over fictional characters ✌🏻

[a-delicate-touch]

this just in: hyper independent control freak gets off on the idea of being completely helpless and at someone's mercy

[finny-red]

Canada’s Power Couple

[loveridden1999]

[soulmvtes]

in another life i am definitely a bookstore cat

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[ilyannarozanova]

Baby Ilya crashing out on the ice because his mom says it's time to go to bed (it is incredibly late even by adult standards) while on the other side of the world baby Shane is jumping on his parents' bed at 5am sharp demanding that they drive him to the rink the second it opens. Many such cases.

[userilyarozanov]

ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - ) ▸1x01, rookies

[lobotomyscars]

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya, troy and bood talking and troy asks “who’s your best friend? it has to be me or bood right?” and ilya’s like “wrong” and bood asks “if it’s not us who is it?” and ilya goes “my shanya obviously” and troy goes “your husband can’t be your best friend” at the exact same time bood says “fair” and ilya says “i’m telling harris that you don’t consider him your best friend” and troy’s face falls while boodram laughs

[hyeque]

i hope all mutuals who i never talk to are having a good day

[hellenicgoddess]

Ancient Greek Coins With Octopuses 🐙

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[eviepoetica2008-deactivated2026]

underrated love language: questions

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[wesandresons]

So, I met an alien. He's a genius engineer. And if I can't understand what he's saying- PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)  dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

[kevin-the-bruyne]

the singular email that has ever found me well were the ones sent out by ao3