Hello!

[lux-in-the-night]

[serpents-fr]

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

[marlynnofmany]

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[real-horse-facts]

horses made me transgender

[real-horse-facts]

Story time to explain this

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense

and that’s how I realized I was a girl

[cyborg-furby]

Assigned female at barn

[assiraphales]

it’s so important that they’ve shown how bad obi wan is at being obi wan. he reaches for a blaster first, not his lightsaber. he’s hesitant and doesn’t want to to take a mission bc he’s so frightened of another failure. he’s lost in a monotonous lifestyle and hasn’t used the force in ten years. he’s bad at lying. he’s bad at spinning tales and holding even the simplest of conversations. he sees visions of anakin in the desert and can’t meditate and his hands hurt when he fights. he’s lost to his emotions and is so so unbalanced. he’s still kind and witty and dry humored, but his heart is bleeding. he IS weak, just like vader said. not bc of age but bc of self inflicted wounds. he’s so out of touch with himself, and I’m incredibly thankful we’ve been given this insight into this part of obi wan’s journey

[renthony]

I'm generally of the opinion that if your film requires so much cgi that your actors are performing against nothing but green screens, maybe you should just be making an animated film instead. Because you're basically already making one anyway.

[funnytwittertweets]

[pidgeon-wilson]

[crazy-brazilian]

[vindogy]

Obsessed with this dude in the notes of the "don't ask a swede if you can eat at their house" post who seems to be unaware that setheverman has been inactive for uh

Over 3 years

[lohboh]

He starved to death at a friend's house

[squeegiii-deactivated20250529]

LMFAO I love how a reddit story about a Swedish family not feeding their child guest blew up into "Sweden made a fortune manufacturing chains for the slave trade" and "Sweden actually has a really bad racism problem" and "Sweden had an active role in imperialism". Shit like this is why I love the internet 💀

[depsidase]

[deceptive-owls]

@osha-official-the-sequel id like to report a violation

[osha-official-the-sequel]

I’ll be honest I don’t even know where to start with this one

[fulltimehabibti]

i wanna thank the onion

[zalimaaa]

sweden should’ve sat there and shared the food. we only knew them for flatpack furniture now look what they’ve done to themselves

[zalimaaa]

i’m literally losing my mind swedes can’t be real

[politicalprof]

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

[madfishmonger]

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

[albertserra]

There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war

[sheisraging]

Sacha Baron Cohen’s Keynote Address ADL’s 2019 Never Is Now Summit on Anti-Semitism and Hate

[radiofreederry]

What the fuck

[sexhaver]