As a slime, I'm outraged.

tyler / 25 / flower thief / canada

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

no offence but angels with their 6 wings, blazing halos, multitudes of eyes, 4 faces + booming voices are 100 times more terrifying than any demon I’ve ever seen a description of. oh it’s a dude with horns. that’s chill. come back when you’re an eternal arcane wheel of fire and maybe i’ll be afraid of you.

[unlovablehand]

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

[hurleyquinnzel]

Where are his legs

[thekracken]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

me about to guillotine jeff bezos:

[billbuttlicker-]

i’m a film student

[realfootage]

[ywiddy]

heyy uh guys uhhhhhhhhh fuckign 

[unexplained-events]

Scariest Urban Legends In Each State

HERE is the link for those of you who want to read a text version of the list.

[slimedad]

Returning to tumblr dot com now that being horny is finally illegal.

[thewonderwheel]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

The Hard Times absolutely crushing it like always lmao

[hungwy]

[not-natsuzora-deactivated202107]

[lewwd]

[eelizabit]

mark playin the fuckin field smh

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

this post is so unbelievably awful

[neuters]

please read this

[podcastwizard]

y’ever think about how when one of the brothers shouts something away from the mic during the podcast that their wife might be home and she has to hear something like “EZEKIEL WHERE ARE MY CARDS” very loud out of fucking nowhere like how does a person respond to that