@Impishfaetrickster

🔪Tiny and filled with rage🔪

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[slimequeen666]

I bought a life size stripe and I love him very much !

[slimequeen666]

🍒🍒

[leehallfae]

neon green? you mean like from reanimator?

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[slimequeen666]

I’m not really on here much anymore so follow me on Instagram if you wanna ! It’s @impishfaetrickster

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Anonymously ask me, "Would you..."

[slimequeen666]

I love having bleached eyebrows so much !

[slimequeen666]

Gotta love some 80s inspired eye makeup ! 🌈

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[byjove]

We did it Tommy!

[continuants]

Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

is tommy an ole timey wild west prospector?

[stansayshi]

@ everyone defending the royal family

what do y'all get out of it? are they paying you? do you feel good about defending an institution built on racism, slavery and oppression? have you been so brainwashed by disney that you think the royals are the "good guys"?

smh

[april]

dont care didnt ask plus you cant even comprehend the horrors im about to summon

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[madammaddy]

🪵🍄.

[1617]

i listen to the same 11 songs everyday just in a different order

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

i-, i- wanna cry

[victor-the-gay-bitch]

This is my favorite post

[reximusprime]

@gremlem