Slime says things

Slimecicle quotes you wish you never heard + ppl talking about him in the sussiest way possible || My main @levlies889

[slimesaysthings]

He literally does btw

A collection of the worst BEST quotes from our favourite goopy guy and some of his friends!

Accepting submissions! Please include the source as a tag (eg sorry boys, qsmp, scu, etc) and a link to the video.

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[slimesaysthings]

"I don't know, at the end of the day /I'm/ the one with the shears. You get into a fight with me and one of us is coming out circumcised. And let's just say, I ain't got skin in that game." - Circumcicle

[slimesaysthings]

"Dynamite? Heh. More like die? Ehhh, might." - Slimecicle

[slimesaysthings]

"Oh, yellow flags, I remember seeing those. I'm only good at ignoring red ones." - Slimecicle

[slimesaysthings]

"Whoa, thank you for the TWELVE MONTHS?!? That's a LIFETIME, of like an amoeba or something. But that's really big." - Slimecicle

[slimesaysthings]

"Is this one of those puppy girls I've been hearing about? Because for me, the appeal is the dog food." - Dogcicle?

[slimesaysthings]

"Huh. I think this is the first visual novel with a realistic panic attack." - Slimecicle

[slimesaysthings]

PHILZA IS AN AI RECONSTRUCTION OF AN OLD ENGLISH MAN THAT DIED IN 1964 -Carlos slimecicle

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[slimesaysthings]

"Okay, if I lure her by this oil barrel I can blow her up. Yeah, I think that's what love bombing is." - Slimecicle

[slimesaysthings]

Game character: I've never seen a hole as big as that before

Holecicle: Hehe, well that's before I bend over

[slimesaysthings]

"There's some goons over here, there's some goons, gooning in this park. Glad that doesn't have another interpretation. Just some goons, just a golden goon." - Slimcicle

[slimesaysthings]

"It's a bad day to be an acorn! [increasingly feral biting noises]" - Squirrelcicle

[slimesaysthings]

“You know, now that I’m thinking about it? I had gay sex a LOT on the qsmp.” - Slimecicle

[2019vlogs]

compilation of slimecicle falling for the slime girl seline

[achronicallive]

I noticed some people asking where this is from and I was pretty curious myself too, so I found it! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-npUP--njck

[2019vlogs]

compilation of slimecicle falling for the slime girl seline

[normal-creature-deactivated2025]

big fan of how they just cut off the stream midway through him begging to go home

[slimesaysthings]

“Welcome to Don’t Pee where you try not to piss yourself, now lucky for me after that last one, my bladders empty. But you, *Gets really close to the camera* I know that little juice box is full. And baby, I might just be the straw.” 33:44 I Beat Steam’s Weirdest Horror Games so you never have to

Thats one of my favorite ones because it is horrible!

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