[sauccywitthavibes]

🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lokidindeed]

[theradicalace]

i looked up a size chart and apparantly uh

apparantly sizes bigger than .9 exist which is,, fucking cursed

[tht1prsn]

There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and they shouldn’t exist

[telvi1]

What makes you fall in love?

consistency 

reciprocity

intimacy 

chemistry

humor

honesty

passion 

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[cluts]

You're so self centred

who else am i supposed to be centred on

[marstephh]

Right

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[mainelysyd]

[thelastpilot]

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

[elodieunderglass]

On this aesthetic I will build my church and all the powers of hell will not conquer it

[naamahdarling]

Coyote Peterson met a young ocelot in the jungle. This ocelittle frequents tourist trails in a wildlife park, and so it’s accustomed to people and doesn’t see them as a threat.

It fiercely “attacked” him.

It stole his socks.

It picked a fight with a crab.

You should watch all of these. But especially the crab one.

You’re welcome.

He is so clearly enchanted with her even when she’s chewing on his head. It’s wonderful.

[elodieunderglass]

What a fantastic world we live in!!!

[countrylesbian-moving]

[kittykat8311]

oh shit that’s all me

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[omghotmemes]

When they finna cure this age thing

[onlytwitterpics]

[mysharona1987]

But as has been pointed out: Maybe the reason kids haven’t been getting covid as much is because they just haven’t been to school?

They aren’t like adults and going to work, bars and the gym.

Most kids just *have* been stuck at home in front of the TV since March.

We might be making a mistake in assuming that they are the least vulnerable group.

It’s not naturally immunity. It’s Trolls World Tour.

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

The fact that any amount of vulnerability is acceptable just reinforces that conservatives will go to extremes to make sure every child is born, then basically tell them to fuck off and die thereafter.

[accidental-muse]

[420moshdad]

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

[thereisaclevernamehere]

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

[420moshdad]

every day :/

[floofylilcloud]

Covid is not over and black lives still matter. Stop trying to “go back to normal” when shit is still happening.

Stop going on trips and going to restaurants without masks.

Keep educating yourself and protesting and calling and donating and signing petitions.

Wear a mask. End white supremacy. Defund police.

I know it’s tiring but it’s not over for either thing even though people are pretending it is. I know the overlap is exhausting. But be safe, social distance, and keep fighting the good fight.

[dankmemeuniversity]