tough tiddies

So I'm this really cool gal named Daneca. She/her. I'm really gross. i'm in a v good place in my life rn and i'm w the sweetest guy ever and I'm loving it.

[slimstick98]

roy mustang is the type of guy to post on the whispr app and say “fullmetal is short”

[fortheuntold]

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“Beach Baby” by Bon Iver, but you’re sitting on a sand dune surrounded by swaying sea oats during a summer thunderstorm. 

[autumniplier]

the fact that im not feeding a vampire’s primal bloodlust right now is really unsexy of me

[animatedtext]

[vyctornikiforov]

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

[holdup-deactivated20190324]

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

[spencers-sweater-vest]

I’M BISEXUAL

WHICH MEANS I LOVE MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER , HOZIER, THE CONCEPT OF DECAY, AND EVERY WOMAN I’VE EVER MET

[fairly-vague-and-ominous]

“Not All Men”

You’re absolutely right, Dr. Spencer Reid would never treat me like this

[paxamericana]

[f1rstperson]

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

[princekarkat]

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

[ralfmaximus]

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

[zooophagous]

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

[evilkakyoin]

enough of this talk about “bts” and “loona” yall ever heard loded diper

[tylover-deactivated20201012]

take this quiz to see which greek god/goddess you reflect most

[crow--teeth]

October is the month of being horny for vampires on main

[awsugar]

bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round

[slavicupid]

*slaps my neck* come get yall juice

[v171]

R u gay4pay??

God wouldn’t that be a good idea. I’m gay for free like an idiot. 

[shitpostbot5k]

[haveifoundyou]

i’ve always thought about the color associations to the twilight films cuz that’s how my brain works

Twilight- blue

New Moon- russet

Eclipse- lavender/yellow light

BD pt1- tan/red/white

BD pt2- forest green/white/gold

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

like, scoob… im a like, sickening thottie!!!!

[stream]

Birds of Prey (2020)

[muffintoppingprettyhard]

Fuck this bitch. She’s just mad more people wanna fuck Pennywise than her.

I mean, look at him.

[sonicrainbooms]

what the genuine fuck are you talking about

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

its bad when the brony is the sensible one

[sonicrainbooms]

That’s fair

[melonmemes]

Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering

[thischick25]

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

[veraxplus]

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

[gaywig]

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

[cheaphalloweencostume]

imagine enjoying a la croix