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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

redstonedust

googles shitty overview giving me such a beautiful mental image of a band with three drummers, a bass guitarist, a harmonica, and jason (he's there too)

#ok so three drummers a bassist a harmonica player and Jason (he’s there too) walk into a bar

notund

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

tidal-chaos

2colde

it's thousand yard stare summer

where-is-the-sam-standee

The Sam standee is looking at Adrian (planet) from Project Hail Mary!

(made by @jupiterhead)

Submit your own edits!

#(s)a(m)stronaut #!!!!!

fuchsianreactor

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

nudityandnerdery

Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.

s-n-arly

Reblog to continue scaring Ron.

freedom-shamrock

Always a good time to scare Ron, but this month is an especially good time.

adhd-vibes

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

tbposting

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lychgate

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

lychgate

Hes allowed on the table

lychgate

Were watching sumo together

lychgate

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

localxenospores

most inspired i have felt in weeks

astrotheyge

The beach being full aspect ratio...... foreshadowing that the beach isn't on Earth

#every creative person who contributed to this decision is sick and twisted

grox

kaijuno

when my werewolf boyfriend, when he- when he- werewolf pulls- when my, whe

girl4music

Preserving female and WLW media like my life depends on it since there is a huge attack on it right now. They can’t take away what we already had. I won’t let them.

If it’s Xena, South Of Nowhere, Wynonna Earp or She-Ra I have you covered. She-Ra isn’t my upload though.

Xena Warrior Princess - Google Drive

South Of Nowhere - Google Drive

Wynonna Earp - Google Drive

She-Ra and the Princess of Power - Google Drive

I will be uploading Buffy and Charmed too eventually once I bump my Google Drive storage space up to 5TB but those two can usually be found everywhere so it’s not that much of an issue that they’re not uploaded yet.

If it’s female or WLW representation, I care about it. However, it’s usually just action/adventure, fantasy and supernatural I watch for myself. South Of Nowhere is an outlier just because it’s so god damn well written/acted and the WLW ship/couple in it are the lead characters.

I will not let ANY female and WLW media fall off into obscurity. We deserve to be represented too and there are legions of us (new and old generation) who need it.

brittanagirlcrush

Adding Brittana to the list: (this one is my upload) ... this is ONLY Brittana, not all of Glee (cuz, honestly, I hate about 85% of Glee)

girl4music

ssopimir

oh okay

shortwaveradioenthusiast

kingedwardsapphires

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)