affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
googles shitty overview giving me such a beautiful mental image of a band with three drummers, a bass guitarist, a harmonica, and jason (he's there too)
this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
it's thousand yard stare summer
The Sam standee is looking at Adrian (planet) from Project Hail Mary!
(made by @jupiterhead)
Submit your own edits!
(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb
Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.
Reblog to continue scaring Ron.
Always a good time to scare Ron, but this month is an especially good time.
i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
You're such a pretty little toy for me... and I can show the whole world how pretty you are with the stylish design templates on Squarespace. Whether you're starting a new business, or humiliating a pathetic praiseslut to multiple orgasms, Squarespace has everything you need to build a compelling online presence.
Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea
Hes allowed on the table
Were watching sumo together
Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong
most inspired i have felt in weeks
The beach being full aspect ratio...... foreshadowing that the beach isn't on Earth
when my werewolf boyfriend, when he- when he- werewolf pulls- when my, whe
Preserving female and WLW media like my life depends on it since there is a huge attack on it right now. They can’t take away what we already had. I won’t let them.
If it’s Xena, South Of Nowhere, Wynonna Earp or She-Ra I have you covered. She-Ra isn’t my upload though.
Xena Warrior Princess - Google Drive
South Of Nowhere - Google Drive
Wynonna Earp - Google Drive
She-Ra and the Princess of Power - Google Drive
I will be uploading Buffy and Charmed too eventually once I bump my Google Drive storage space up to 5TB but those two can usually be found everywhere so it’s not that much of an issue that they’re not uploaded yet.
If it’s female or WLW representation, I care about it. However, it’s usually just action/adventure, fantasy and supernatural I watch for myself. South Of Nowhere is an outlier just because it’s so god damn well written/acted and the WLW ship/couple in it are the lead characters.
I will not let ANY female and WLW media fall off into obscurity. We deserve to be represented too and there are legions of us (new and old generation) who need it.
Adding Brittana to the list: (this one is my upload) ... this is ONLY Brittana, not all of Glee (cuz, honestly, I hate about 85% of Glee)
oh okay
Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)
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Music in Film: Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller Original score by Daniel Pemberton
if you ignore my depression im a really happy person btw