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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

plutojester

doingthewritethings

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

dizzyghoast

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

thoodleoo

petrarch's obsession with cicero is really funny but i think my favorite part of it is when he discovered a copy of cicero's letters to atticus, realized cicero was kind of a little bitch most of the time, and immediately wrote what was effectively a dramatic breakup letter to cicero as if cicero (who, yknow, had been dead for over a thousand years at this point) was going to read it

thoodleoo

had to dig a bit to find a screenshot of this and it still makes me laugh. motherfucker was in a parasocial relationship with cicero back in the 14th century

ihatethebrits

me watching literally any fight scene in cobra kai

mochisquish

#John Kreese drinks his respect women juice #cobra kai

percable

Stop letting him give her pep talks, it doesn’t work 😭😭😭

soupforsoup

You'd think cobra kai is about breaking the cycles of abuse and toxic hypermasculinity that have kept you in a spiral of shame your whole life, and how holding someone you love up on a pedestal and ignoring their mistakes only limits you from self-acceptance in your own human flaws, and it is that but mainly it's just about how much Gay on Gay Violence four old men can commit before they either fuck nasty or kill each other