Slithering Suspicions

Hey, i'm lysmand and i sometimes draw when i feel like it. i like doing things and stuff... i actually don't like pink all that much but i don't care this looks pretty good for living 2 hours on sleep so i'm gone. c ya

[pixelglassblock]

I’ve been playing this

[writheworm]

the toun (2024)

[mielplante]

...

[nebulations]

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe smiling ominously as he puts his hands on Shang Qinghua's shoulders from behind and asks, "Tell me, Shang Qinghua. Who exactly are you?" Shang Qinghua looks stressed. End ID]

[sarakipin]

Been busy at work, but wanted to continue the theme of wings and snakes this year 🐍

[shitidol]

It's the Prophet Muhammad speaking directly to you through the vessel of your dyke friend

[shitidol]

Fuck the full thing is actually so much more funny actually

[inimeitiel]

The Battle of the five Armies countdown - day 21 of 30

[inimeitiel]

Bonus: 

[inimeitiel]

This thing from 2014 is my legacy. It’s got an insane number of notes and it still gets reblogs and likes everyday. I see people tagging it as #aclassic and I’ve met people in real life showing it to me not knowing I did it.

I was looking at it and realised that today, after 10 years I’d have done it the other way round.

I haven’t been in the Tolkien fandom for literally all of these 10 years so I don’t know if it’s been done already but here’s my updated version.

It’s…much funnier to me now lmao

[rubynyoro-n]

Chainmail is a kind of fishnets

[john15-10]

I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. ♡

You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position.

I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things… *ahem*

Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith I told God I’d choose him over Shiro if I had to.

And guess what. God put me to the test.

Shiro came out as gay and I was DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn’t worship sin. I couldn’t accept him, I had to let him go.

So I chose God over Shiro.

Here’s the thing; interests come and go, they’ll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He’ll always be there.

Gods worth it!

[someone-will-remember-us-i-say]

I will be coming back to this concept. We're not done here

[min8taur]

whalers my awful little children

[starrymarii]

Spirited away 🐉

[asparklethatisblue]

Ariadne of Crete suffers from “what if your baby brother is a slippery beast” disease.

The Minotaur, but make it Moo Deng

[starweaverblog]

Lmaoooo this is amazing 😂

[abyssalmermaiden]

I'm trying to be just a skeleton but there's some conflict or other I can't figure out with the mod so I'm stuck as a skeleton in panties???

[oscillatingdichotomy]

Don’t wanna be indecent

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

The fact that CHILDREN are taught sayings like "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to college to get more knowledge" and people STILL deny the existence of misandry?? It's utter insanity. I know SO many boys and not a single fucking one has EVER gone to Jupiter, certainly not to get more stupider.

To all the boys and men who need to hear this: you are smart, you are cared about, you are loved, and don't listen to anyone who thinks it's okay to say disgusting shit like that. You deserve better.

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

You know what? No. Fuck this. Fuck you. I'm so tired of this. I got EIGHT anons in my ask box after this post saying "ohh you're just mad you're made of snips and snails and puppydog tails."

Do y'all not SEE how fucking misandrist that is? I'm not a snail, nor a fucking snip! I'm literally just a person. I'm just a young, mid twenties, thirty year old boy and it's FUCKED UP that anyone thinks I should be ashamed of that. It's okay to be a man. It's okay to not be made of sugar and spice and everything nice. It's okay to not go to college to get more knowledge. And the fact that there are people out there saying it isn't, tells me everything I need to know about this fucked up, terrible, man-hating world.

Do better.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Because of the influence of woke on creepypasta they're changing "slender man" into "fat woman". Sad!