Slobbermonsters!

Side blog by caedynce || IG: heathen_hounds  Certified Dog Nerd planning to escape into the wilderness someday. Until then, mediocre pictures of my heathens and our shenanagins in rural middle TN.Maya (Newfoundland) || Naiko (Husky mix) || Freya & Lews Therin (sibling white trash farm mutts) || the occasional grey kitties & horses.

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[neckspike-deactivated20240222]

Paid for seven thousand, the other 100k was free

[slobbermonsters]

This ridiculously adorable little cat came in to my vet clinic to be spayed this week and I got the BEST picture while she was there 🤣

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[slobbermonsters]

It is an incredible gift to still have your childhood pet at 27 years old.

For Wylie, my baby warrior kitty who refused to be an indoor cat, who battled raccoons, foxes, and terrorized every other neighborhood cat, who always came running if I whistled - but only if it was Fiddler on the Roof - to my cranky old man who loved to sit outside in the sun with me, rode in my lap during car rides, and graciously let Merle sleep in his heated bed with him.

Last night we sat outside to watch the sun set and ate barbecue and cantaloupe. My final gift was letting him go peacefully after 22 years of an amazing life. Rest in peace baby kitty, thank you for always being here ❤️

[slobbermonsters]

@doomspaniels now THIS is helping 😂

[slobbermonsters]

20+ acres of land and he has to lay down in the hole I'm actively digging.

[slobbermonsters]

I guess my driveway camera makes noise 🤷‍♀️🤣

[prokopetz]

It can be difficult to understand just how routine-oriented cats can be if you’ve never owned one. If my oven timer goes off and I’m slow responding to it, my cats will run and fetch me and lead me right to it, because the beepy thing means the human is supposed to go into the kitchen, and are they the only ones around here who give a damn about the Rules?

[electricpentacle]

One night my partner decided to stay up and play video games whilst I got an early night, and the cat responded to this by running from the bedroom to the living room yelling, because only ONE human had gone to bed and so IS IT BEDTIME OR NOT HUMANS, MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, THIS IS NO WAY TO RUN A HOUSEHOLD.

[slobbermonsters]

Always late to work? Start your mornings by getting up and feeding the cat breakfast first thing and you'll never sleep through an alarm again (whether you want to or not). Do not expect the cat to comprehend things like "weekends" or "holidays." In time you'll master the art of hauling yourself out of bed at 5am on a Saturday and zombie walking to give your furry tyrant breakfast before returning to bed all while still remaining mostly asleep.

[slobbermonsters]

silent guardians, watchful protectors...the dark knights

[slobbermonsters]

A serious contender for the title of Cutest Puppy I've Ever Seen: this 10wk old Cock-a-Poo. There's just something about adding a little Spaniel that makes for the most adorable, happy go lucky puppies.

[laylainalaska]

While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison. 

Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:

And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.

And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:

Wolves are huge.

[weaselle]

dude, i’m tellin you, for real Sometimes people ask if my klee kai is a wolf, like, seriously. And I’m always like oh no, ha ha he kind of looks like one, though, hunh? But inside I’m always like “uh, my dog weighs thirty pounds, wolves weigh more than me and my dog put together – if he was a wolf you wouldn’t be asking if he was a wolf, you’d be peeing your pants and demanding we leave”

like, a wolf is as tall when lying down as most dogs are standing. here, see for yourself. Labs are a very dog-sized dog, wouldn’t you say? Check this out

(this is a wolf in Alaska that found an unfenced dog park and slowly over the course of months learned how to hang out and have fun with the dogs)

[weaselle]

SO BIG THO - here, have some more examples

[shrewreadings]

I love how wolves & humans - so disparately sized - looked at each other and said, ‘Huh. That looks friend-shaped.’

[slobbermonsters]

I love working at a vet clinic because this is literally THE cutest puppy I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm so not a fan of the wildly expensive designer doodly things we've been seeing a lot of lately, but this adorable little creature is a Cocker Spaniel/Golden Retriever and it seems like he has the sweet, soft, lovely Golden temperament but with the adorable spaniel face and ears. And he's SO SOFT

[glumshoe]

A visitor came into my workplace with a bathroom emergency and asked me if I would look after her huge dog while she was otherwise occupied. I said yes, and when she came back from the bathroom, she found me flat on my back pinned to the floor while her enormous and needy Newfoundland sat on my chest and refused to budge.

[nitrofire90]

Why did you let him sit on you?

[glumshoe]

I didn’t “let” him so much as “I was physically unable to stop him”. I knelt on the ground next to him and scratched him above the tail to comfort him and he just... leaned and squashed.

[glumshoe]

The owner was SO apologetic and I had to reassure her that getting flattened to a pancake by her elephantine dog was the best part of my day.

[slobbermonsters]

Possible crytpid wandering about my property I guess.

[mothsplaining]

pointies + mountains / can’t stop won’t stop wish i could answer my emails tho

[slobbermonsters]

My FB memory from 3 years ago was just begging for me to add this song... The dogs got a massive puddle in our yard for Christmas and Maya, to no one's surprise, was especially thrilled 🤣

[books-in-order]

This Christmas tree farm has Newfies that cart your tree to your car for you