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Wish I knew how to edit the orb pondering image so it's dance fucker dance john arbuckle inside the orb.
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Re: Dragonfall- as a huge fan of Tarkir, I was also somewhat sad we didn’t see the dragonlords overthrown, but was very happy with TDM- expanding the clan lore, new cool dragons, mechanics that play well with old ones. Would you keep Dragonfall in mind for supplemental sets where we might get a glimpse?
To fans of the “Dragonlords get defeated”set. What exactly would you expect of it?
I've put a lot of thought into this since DTK.
Tarkir Dialectics
Tbh the issue is that TDM stuck with the khans vs dragons framing device, so my biggest changes would be creative rather than mechanical. I don't think it even needs to be two sets.
Throughout Tarkir block we see that both KTK and DTK are bad endings. In KTK, the land is dead and the clans war over scraps. In DTK, dragons are too populous and dominate other life. The pendulum swings from one extreme to the other, and the issue can't be solved by simply putting the humanoids in charge; it needs an equal partnership. Return to Tarkir therefore needs to convey the theme of balance.
TDM fails to do this. Its response to the problems posed by DTK is to simply flip the situation - instead of clans being dominated by dragons, dragons are now dominated by the clans. All the emphasis is on the clans and their ways. The broods are dismissed as tyrants and tossed aside. The set contains few clan dragons, and where they do appear they're warbeasts or steeds. Notably, the khans are all humanoid, and the spirit dragons were all created by and are subservient to the khans (Narset "[used] her willpower to shape the final nature of the dragon as it coalesced into semi-corporeal form"). Sarkhan undergoes a total character regression and is cast as a simplistic villain! It's clear that the writers of TDM are pro-clan, and the dragons suffer for it.
The Third Way
Creatively, I'd start with the premise that, with Ugin's absence, the dragonstorms have dwindled to dangerous levels, but the broods still feud with one another. This puts them in the same position the clans found themselves in at the start of KTK, but this time Sarkhan can't fix the problem by travelling back in time. Handily, the way to achieve a balanced and successful Tarkir was already seeded in DTK/MOM.
Sarkhan and Narset are trying to restore the dragonstorms, in such a way that they don't burst out of control. At the same time, the Phyrexian invasion forced dragons and clans to work together in a way that they hadn't before. Sarkhan and Narset are aided by those who recognise that a new Tarkir is necessary, such as wise Ojutai, who stooped to allow a humanoid to ride him during the invasion. They're opposed by both the shortsighted dragonlords who value domination over survival (e.g. most of them) and the humanoids who want to take advantage of the dragons' weakness to subjugate them (Taigam, Sidisi, Zurgo - he's ridden a dragon and yearns to do so again) or destroy them utterly.
The conflict thus becomes Balance vs Khans vs Dragons. Conveniently, the Balance side is mostly made up of legendary creatures, so it doesn't need e.g. watermarks or a keyword.
The Resolution:
Sarkhan either takes Ugin's place as the soul of Tarkir (filling a role similar to that of the Guildpact), or becomes the khan of the Temur. Sarkhan is the perfect character to represent the new, balanced Tarkir. He's both clan and brood! He loves dragons but is aware of what it's like to be born and live as a humanoid. With his post-DTK wisdom and awareness of Tarkir's unique ecosystem he is able to recognise that unrestrained draconic domination will only hurt them in the long run.
The clans return, and are integrated with the broods. Dragons and humanoids have equal status.
The two mythic wedge cycles (khans and dragonlords) are replaced by a single cycle, representing the clan's khan and dragonlord on one card ("Ojutai and Narset, Jeskai Waymasters").
Removing the second clan mythic cycle opens space for 5 allied-colour legendary creatures (WU Taigam, UB Sidisi and Silumgar (she killed and reanimated him, and now they're zombies together), BR Kolaghan, RG Atarka, GW Dromoka).
A Morph variant would be a great mechanic here, both to help Limited and to represent the subterfuge of the clans' secret revival.
TDM mechanically looks like a great set (I haven't got around to playing it yet; life gets in the way and the creative direction really put me off), so I don't think it needs many changes. It just needs to be something more than another swing of the pendulum.
The discourse for why its bad to hate UB has warped and distorted in kinda nuts ways.
“Stop being so cynical about it”. UB is a deeply cynical product: something that uses Magic the Gathering’s systems as a framework for rememeberberries to extract cash from your wallet to give to shareholders. Its not good.
“Don’t yuck my yum”. Lorwyn Eclipsed is being interrupted by Marvel previews. Most of the magic cards printed next year are Universes Beyond. My yum is yucked on a biweekly basis but I guess “don’t yuck my yum” doesn’t apply to me. If a random stranger online complaining about the thing you like ruins your day I don’t know what to tell you.
”The game has always been bad”. Factually untrue. The game has never been perfect but there have been many great stretches of years to play. Ive been a loud critic of wotc’s greedier decisions since day 1 do not @ me.
”They just haven’t hit what you like”. Yes they have, I’m a huge FF enjoyer. I don’t need it in MTG and I actively dislike seeing it.
”It’s just a game, its really not that big of a deal. Just don’t buy it.” Sure. I mean at the end of the day it is just a game. That’s not wrong. Its just a hobby I’ve had that’s let me connect with a lot of people I otherwise wouldn’t have met both online and in person. And it sucks that it’s become an IP mining machine that’s also pumped up the price of my hobby. ATLA prerelease was $50 you think WOTC isnt gonna see the turnout and apply that to universes within sets?
Its ruining the game on an aesthetic level with a disastrous lack of cohesion as a result of poor IP selection and is skyrocketing prices to the point where there were FF boxes selling for $1,600 a pop. Its not good for the game, its not good for the player, and its not good. I hate it, and I think the arguments against the hate are bad.
A few takes I’ve seen I personally disagree with:
“It keeps the lights on, UB funds wotc bc in universe sets are hit or miss”. Wotc wasn’t a small indie company before they started printing UB, nor were they in dire straits. It does, however, print money directly to shareholders. Bc they certainly arent paying better wages. So it does earn wotc a lot of money, but its not like the game was on life support in 2019. That was the end of the bolas arc and the game was getting popular in more mainstream spheres. UB also flops, such as Assassin’s Creed and Spiderman. I don’t believe UB is a “necessary evil” to keep the game around. I think its the most financially profitable. There’s a difference.
“Deckmaster was supposed to be crossover based by design”. Sure, but there’s a difference between one house of a few games vs we have Spongebob, Jaws, and Dr Who in the same arena. I think tcg’s crossing over would be different than what we have now.
“Spoiler season overlap isn’t universes beyond related”. True facts. Duskmourn did interrupt Bloomburrow‘s groove. I will say it gets under my skin more when its UB interrupting an in universe groove. But that’s a subjective feeling.
And the worst take I have been exposed to more than once like the Chernobyl’s Elephant Foot:
4. “Its our time to own the tcg, you get out” or “Mtg has always been stupid and UB proves your game sucks”. Loser takes. I don’t know what to tell you. Mtg aint cheap and if you’re spending that much money to troll someone who’s bummed their hobby is in the gutter that just sucks. Please go outside at least once.
Ngl I’m mostly bewildered by people who make the IP their identity and throw themselves in the way to protect billion dollar companies as they shake money out of the players’ wallets. Unhinged behavior.
This is truly how I feel every time someone brings up ub to me
Man I just have really been bummed out with the direction mtg has been taking lately.
The biggest sign of the times I feel is over mtg’s history we have had 6 unique Nicol Bolas cards, and with what has been spoiled of the ATLA set we have 7 unique Aang cards.
Also something I notice is nobody I follow has been posting UB spoilers. I saw people getting excited for Duskmourn, Bloomburrow, and some Edge of Eternities cards but I’ve yet to see UB cards for spiderman and ATLA come around.
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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The raw, sexual energy of the life-sized Chandra Nalaar statues. Like, I don't want to fuck it, but there is something trapped inside that thing that longs for someone to fuck it.
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