The Agony & The Irony

1995. Californian.

[fravery]

a stained glass living room design by Harris Armstrong

[livias]

the day begins in pink

[sparrowlucero]

the befouler of our crops

[dirtydisneyconfessions]

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

[valtsv]

hits my head & dies & walks it off

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[brokenightlight]

[osvetliteve-deactivated20160525]

[gothredy]

[livias]

the day begins in pink

[antronaut]

[02void]

01-28-2022

[d0e-eyed-des]

What did you wanna be when you grew up?

Dead

[photobirb]

x

[verbix]

via

[bish0ps]