cowa-fuckin-bunga

life is hard like my dick ya feel i really like coffee i do typography ;-)

[slothcalum-blog]

IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON HIATUS RN BUT LOOK AT HIS JAWLINE HOLY SHIT

[darlinganthony-deactivated20220]

I wish that I could wake up with some pizza…. And forget about the late delivery….

[slothcalum-blog]

CONVO WITH THIS GIRL AT TARGET

Me: *casually walking down the CD aisle*

Girl to her friend: omg! Luke looks so hot but I can't see his beautiful face when he looks down!

Me being the nosy lil shit I am: You know that's Ashton right?

Girl: Whatever, You can have him I don't like British guys anyway

Me:

Girl:

Me:

Girl:

Me: You need help.

[enchantinglrh]

becoming friends with lauren irwin like

[slothcalum-blog]

Sorry b stalking ur tumblr, ur fabulous and ur icon gives me life lmao

OMG thank youuu sorry for late response DX

[agressivelytwerking-blog]

do you ever just see a picture of calum and you’re like holy shit

[heyitsgina19-deactivated2020022]

my mom wont let me rip the knees of my skinny jeans

#punklifeproblems

[literaltoptrash]

#mobama is real

[abnegationirwin]

michael clifford + place names

[coochielore]

one time I was listening to English Love Affair on my laptop and my friend was like “what are you listening to” and I was like “5 seconds of summer” and she just laughs and rolls her eyes like “oh the underwear song guys. don’t they wrote songs for like 10 year olds?” and I just stared right at her while “dragged me out the bar to the backseat of a car” blasted through my speakers and I saw genuine fear in her eyes as she realized how much she does not know about the world

[doughnutho]

"you only like that band for their loo-"

"you’re such a fake fa-"

"i knew them before they were popu-"

[kiwi-hood]

I enjoy reading Luke’s dads tweets

[eccentrichumann]

Im gonna call Liz

[summer-cotton-candy]

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[notthebatman]

sounds like a shih tzu

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

I’m going to kick your ass

[taekookau-deactivated20160227]

proof that 5sos are actually nice? lol they're fucking rude and treat their fans like shit

Ashton draws butterflies on the wrists of fans that self-harm

They are all (esp. Calum) heavily involved with TWLOHA

One time they couldn’t go outside their hotel to greet fans so Ashton threw down a bunch of crumpled up papers and when the fans opened them up it said “we love you!:)” and a few other sweet things

A body guard pushed a fan away from the boys and Luke told him to stop and he pushed past the guard  to give her a hug and take a picture (Oh, she happened to be a bigger girl by the way, in case you actually believe that 5sos care about their fan’s weight)

They did 5C5D instead of taking a break because they felt bad some fans didn’t have the opportunity to see them live

In a twitcam Ashton accidentally made the comment of how he’s gonna switch to a diet of almonds because it’ll get him fit and Calum got extremely defensive and started saying not to promote that even as a joke (basically big shout out to Calum for being aware some fans have EDs you go Calum)

They’ve been doing tours non-stop, back-to-back. They’ve been doing meet-ups/meet and greets and haven’t even had time for their families and friends because they just want to make their fans happy.

A fan (who happens to be my friend) was crying once at a M&G because she was so insecure about her weight and Ashton told her to chin up and that she was beautiful the way she was

Luke bought Starbucks for a fan who couldn’t afford it

Ashton offered to buy a fan a t-shirt she wanted because she couldn’t afford it and it was her birthday

also;

But yeah, sure! 5sos are so rude and totally don’t care about their fans, it’s so obvious. Maybe you should do some research and stop believing every god damn rumour you hear? Stop being bitter and salty, remove the stick from your ass, find some real proof 5sos “don’t care” and are “not nice”, and then you can hit me up.

[slothcalum-blog]

5sos-official