committer of tree sins

grace | she/they | 24

[irreparableinnocence]

Basically I think everyone's actions should get kinder and nicer and everyone's art should get harsher and crueller.

[springheeledjaxdraws]

light and the emo baddies he got by being an asshole

[livelovelaugh-777]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[kosmogrl]

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[papayajuan2019]

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

[letterful]

pretentious grad students, intellectual snobs, and highbrows of all stripes FOR fanfiction

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[fossaheel]

opposite of a wife guy im a my friends guy. oh you like that flower thats crazy my friend literally gardens. oh you ate a bagel today thats crazy when i hung out with my friend we got bagels. oh you took a walk by some water that's crazy because a year ago me and my friend took this specific walk by the water and it was meaningful. phone screen of my friends. always talking about my friends. starting to think nobody else has my friends in the same way that i have my friends and im really sorry about that you know what i mean

[fairycosmos]

when you go to work your coworkers are going to bash your skull in with hammers. hope that's okay

[paper-wounds]

[troisbroomsticks]

do you guys think the bau could have solved the kira case

[homunculus-argument]

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

[jame7t]

I feel like it should be a crime to have your results at the top when I search “free download” if your download isn’t free. I think the death sentence has cuteness in this one instance