I like bands and things like that

I go by Emski

[technicolourtriumph]

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Decline

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[brightereyes]

my heart can fit many rats in it

[nutsacktorturer]

finally some good news

[nutsacktorturer]

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

Me, a disgraced academic turned farmer, surveying my crops: Finally… I am out standing in my field

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[frxppy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[blizzard-bells-deactivated20180]

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

[comic-canary]

This is back and I will never not reblog

[lizard-music]

@spacefeline ur.legacy

[woluf]

I want LG🐝T on a tshirt please

[holy-punks]

LG🐝☕️

[thejonymyster]

[toshio]

[mattoyaki-deactivated20250509]

OMG guys this is the town I live in wtffff 😂

[catchymemes]

George-Washington.zip

[moved-strabius-strawberry]

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[danhumphrey]

kevin spaceys new movie only made $126. like. i read the headline and thought it meant $126 million or something but literally it made one hundred and twenty six dollars and i have to laugh

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

I AM SCREAMING AT ITS BUDGET 

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[stream]

[blackberryshawty]

Let’s get into some beer discourse today

I’m gonna start by saying something controversial: stouts are trash

[pissyelliott]

we can end this super quickly. all beer is trash

[aquarian-emissary]

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave