No

This is the one where I just talk bollocks at the Internet. Occasionally I make humour-jokes.

[slothnotbroth-blog]

if you have a pity wank when you wake up does that make it your 'mourning wood'?

[starco-cat]

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS WILL GET A DRAWING BASED ON THEIR URL

Doing all… I might regret it later but NOT TODAY!

[starco-cat]

I promise I’m doing all :)

[starco-cat]

OH MY GOD well I deserve this

[loveybun-deactivated20170904]

apparently sometimes bees sleep in flowers and that makes me so happy like i can rest well knowing that there’s a bee out there sleeping in a flower.

[slothnotbroth-blog]

I FOUND ONE I HAVE PICTURES GIVE ME PNE SEC

[the-stembo-world]

[slothnotbroth-blog]

master shifu??

[goingtobuffalo]

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

[0oazulo0-deactivated20160908]

Depends.

[goingtobuffalo]

… On what

[baara]

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is a work of art.

[eziocauthon89]

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”

[jollyrancher]

Highlighting the important stuff…

Art by @slimjimstudios

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

[jenniferwaltersesquire]

i feel like the fundamental ideological divide they’re using for civil war is that steve is reacting to the winter soldier while tony is reacting to age of ultron

steve is afraid of being controlled, of being forced to take action or inaction even when his own moral code disagrees, or when he’s not given all the information (this ties a lot into bucky’s arc but that’s a whole other post)

tony is afraid of himself, of what he could do or who he could become without something restraining him, of being the merchant of death with no accountability all over again

steve does what he does because he’s certain that what he’s doing is right; tony does what he does because he doesn’t trust himself to make that call anymore

[slothnotbroth-blog]

this was the best pun on the show

[slothnotbroth-blog]

An AU where Dudley doesn't correct Hagrid when he comes for Harry, goes to Hogwarts and fakes his way through lessons and is murdered by Quirrel halfway through his first year

[ataritouchme]

im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS

[martwhim-deactivated20161119]

I’m sorry I had to.

[catbountry]

Bear with… shark arms?

[tentakrule]

yes

[wandvieh]

no

[silverdyneconnoisseur-deactivat]

This is it. This is what the internet was created for.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

get this on the tumblr radar

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

this wont make your blog look ugly

[slothnotbroth-blog]

guys we need to talk about this

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[slothnotbroth-blog]

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

This mom’s thank-you letter is breaking the Internet with kindness

The guy’s response? “I wanted to see her leaving wanting to skateboard again.“ 

[visualechoess]

[slothnotbroth-blog]

“we will fight them on the beaches”