Slothteeth

Howdy! If you’re looking for a sign to not kill yourself, this is it. She/her, 26 🏳️‍⚧️

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[the-big-mood]

Scooby-Doo (2002) had an incredible animated intro that was cut from the final film due to length constraints, and it’s still wild that something that good didn’t make the theatrical release

[adriles]

on the field of battle, smoke show babes are putting my men to the sword . Perfect Dimes, Beautiful beautiful women. theyre killing them. Stop the violence

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[throathole]

[araraito]

Zetsubou Sensei and the Nymphs

[pjackk]

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

[viaunduende]

theyre frotting and porking on those damn bottles

[pjackk]

I NEED TO BE LIOCKED AWAY

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

It took me So Long to figure out what this one at work was meant to be

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[maidthings]

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

[maidthings]

all timer

[maidthings]

[maidthings]

[puckeater]

i was like, mcafee? as in the anti-virus software? and then a cursory glance at his wikipedia page was similar to being punched in the face multiple times

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[zitongzi]

Brought him back to life just to kill him again

[abdalsalam-2000]

Three days ago, this beautiful baby girl (masa) was born. Her name signifies high value and beauty, and it suits her perfectly, for she is very beautiful and dear to all our hearts. She is my brother's second daughter, Iman's younger sister.

[abdalsalam-2000]

Despite the immense joy that has filled our hearts and the delight we feel at the arrival of this new member of our family, we are deeply saddened by the situation of this child and how she will grow up and live her life in Gaza, which is facing genocide.

[abdalsalam-2000]

Gaza is not safe, and this child was born in the worst place in the world. It's not her fault that she's a child who doesn't understand or feel anything, but she was born in Gaza. This is not easy at all. Here, formula, diapers, and all baby supplies are incredibly expensive, even more so than food and drink, due to their scarcity.

[abdalsalam-2000]

I implore you to support me, my family, and this beautiful child who survived a genocide. Please give this child a gift; consider her one of your own. She deserves it just like any other child in the world. Please donate now.

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

legend has it he was struck down a second time out of pure distaste for his hunk of junk body

[city-in-the-high-pines]

Kill Six Billion Demons' narrative structure is very interesting to take apart. Just looking over it:

Wielder of Names and Seeker of Thrones are ended with Allison injured in a bed; this framing is repeated in the middle of Breaker of Infinities, which the alt text comments on.

Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, and King of Swords each focus on illustrating a specific Demiurge; their world is used as a measure of their personality, and the ways they've suffered and the ways they've trapped themselves are made clear. However, Breaker of Infinities and Wheel Smashing Lord - incidentally, originally intended to be the same book, but split apart for pacing reasons - end up having to split their attention since there's still at that point three demiurges to cover. Breaker of Infinities is ultimately mainly the Jadis book, since the fight against Jagganoth isn't super contemplative about how Yaun got there - the man's story is mostly told in underpage text. Wheel Smashing Lord delves into Gog-Agog's deal very directly and succinctly; this has to be at the end, because Gog-Agog's tale is very invested in the late-story reveals. It is also, to some degree, Allison's book; by the time she finishes her tutelage under Maya, her arc is done. She just has to keep moving, and dealing with things. Incubus and Maya's story also runs in parallel to all of the others; it's never focal, but it's prominent throughout.

Jadis' segment is very nicely positioned; in the Seven Deadly Sins framing she represents Sloth, and her whole deal is accepting despair. She's to some degree a legitimately comforting presence, but she's also destructive, in a similar way to Gog-Agog.

[littlesystems]

That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:

[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body

meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…