kilpatrick's krimeputer

jj ⭐️she/her⭐️♎️ u love me. hot pink personified 💅🏻 this blog has no theme but if u want u can follow my themed blogs: usoppstan (one piece) strawberry--sims (sims 4 cc)

[slugluvvr]

everyone else pack up this is the funniest interaction ive had on time princess

[ythrintia]

I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

[expressions-of-nature]

by Daikokuya

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

wooden rabbit sculpture by chinese artist 潮舒木雕

[maximillian-meen]

Our two year-old daughter recognizes Columbo and she just saw him and yelled BUPPO 🥺🥺🥺💕

[anonprotagging]

[landsccape]

[almostdreamy]

Butterfly wings

Credit: @almost_dreamy (Instagram)

[maureen2musings]

Eurasian Jays, Kuusamo, Finland

jsalophotography

[targetedknowledge]

[recuperationdisliker]

teddy bear is a good beginner plushie

[threeincarnation]

teddy bear is actually also extremely good plushie for experts. teddy bear easy to pick up for beginners but there is so much advanced teddied bear techniques to master

[esthermika]

teddy bear has a very high skill ceiling

[amazoogle]

protip: adding peas to your rice adds peas to the rice, providing a significant boost to the number of peas in the rice

[yungsquidward]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution

[teratomatower]

you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

[weirdplutoprince]

Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

[itmeansalot]

He bravely sacrificed his life so we can all have a really really good day

[dreamofhircine]

Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.

[dreamofhircine]

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.