fuck it up melvin!!!

DAN REED NETWORK STAN ACCOUNT

[sobcat]

Monday... WHATEVER!!!! WHATEVERR

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[wizardarchetypes]

it's so crazy too bc i'll be like "this phrase/practice is being touted as ancient knowledge with a secret unbroken lineage, but it was quite literally made up in the 20th century. like we can trace it back to its very inception in like 1961." and someone will be like "that can't be true because my grandmother taught it to me." and i'm like yes your grandmother was 20 in 1961.

[toasthaste]

The Birthday Paradox suggests that any group of 57 random people has a 99% likelihood of containing at least two members with a shared birthday. However, this doesn't account for how much rarer leap day birthdays are. You'll find that for each additional group member born on February 29th, the chances of any members sharing a birthday decrease dramatically, eventually reaching 0% if all members were born on that day.

[daintyartisan]

High Fashion SpongeBob by WISDOM KAYE (2023)

[katherinelam]

more of this guy pt 4

[loveridden1999]

[moon111111]

[rybieradio]

Mama balloon dogs and the balloonlings

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[slipng]

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[suigintou]

i just felt someone right click me