Slug it up

What if a slug (me) was a girl (also me) and maybe shot beams and shit from her eye stalks Started HRT 8/8/19 Approaching 30s and concerned about it

[goodgirlcoded]

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

[ot3]

one of my favorite types of media to experience is stuff that i know in another lifetime i would have been absolutely obsessed with as a kid/teen. going through something as an adult and being like yeah that was pretty good. however if this had made its way to me when i was 12 years old it would have fundamentally altered me and i hope it's fundamentally altering some other 12 year old out there right now. that's the good stuff.

[shevr]

it was pretty sick when mlp had that newspaper strip running they should bring that back

[hybridsheart]

hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes. 

[jagi11]

Feesh

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

lays a plushie egg in your ask box 🥚

rests it safely beneath my soft bunny folds as i lie here so it can incubate in 3 days

what should plushy egg hatch into. no see results you have to pick one

bunny

bunny with a gun (gunny)

dolphin

moo cow

brownbear

yellow baby chicken

realistic rainbow trout

soft & huggable cabbage patch budd dwyer

anklyosaurus

squirtle

a baby otter

ouppydawg

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[tamamita]

I'm so glad this man is living in fear now

[gulyas069]

it is insanely funny that he's so mad with fear and decadence that he's deploying missile defense systems to his golfing

[hagiomoto]

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[theoriginalmeep]

[sparkleclowns]

by the way i'm pretty broke right now and i'm very sore recovering from a pretty intense procedure (they opened up/reconstructed my iliac veins & IVC). if anyone has some spare cash and wants to help me out with buying food and stuff while i rest up and my veins basically reroute themselves to start working properly, i would appreciate it SO much 💞

[sparkleclowns]

i've gotten no donos from this post btw

[imaginarylands4000]

[curioscurio]

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

[maidthings]

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

[maidthings]

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

[maidthings]

[framed with a tight crop, sweating, visibly blushing] It is not.

[demilypyro]

I know a lot of girls who want to look mechanical and get ball joints and stuff. and that's what they define as "doll" aesthetics but. I've always been more into. ugh y'know Frankenstein? a body made up of disparate parts, held together with stitches? I identify more with that kind of thing. something like a rag doll, the colours not quite matching, new patches stitched over any holes. idk. idk. that's me

[demilypyro]

they took me apart and put me back together and I've been adjusting things bit by bit ever since and I'm covered in stitches but it's the best I can do.

[segamascott]

[pinkcultgirl]

cutie two

[snakebites-and-ink]

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over