Rogues tallying up Robins probably has happened. It usually happens on their bi-monthly get together to establish timetables for fuckery and crime, after a few cocktails and every rogue has their hierarchy of Robins and it's a contentious point. Any new rogues that join have to rank each of the five Robins 1-5.
The Riddler: Robin I just tried harder, you know? He laughed at funny Riddles. Robin II smart as whip. Robin III & IV are assholes. They didn't even let me finish them half the time. Robin V fucking bit me once but the kid is respectful.
Penguin: Now, now, Robin III has his moments, kid is smart, Robin IV now she's an asshole. You're right bout Robin V. Kid scares me.
Poison Ivy: No, the kid has heart, a real passion for Mother Earth. Robin III is the asshole Robin.
Penguin: Lies. Robin III is the peak Robin.
Two Face: Fuck off. Robin I was the classy one. That kid had respect even when he was mouthing off. Almost didn't kill him after the coin flip.
Zsasz: Robin II now that was a Robin. Merciless, hilarious, never cried Bat when he was cornered. Miss that little bastard.
Bane: Robin V reminds me of him sometimes, though he's less prone to laughing at his own jokes. Less endearing. I don't like that child.
Killer Croc: What's this?
Poison Ivy: Oh yeah, you never come to these things.
The Riddler: We rank the Robins on humour, sarcasm, fighting skills, intelligence and general likability. We rank them one to five. Robin I is #1 for me, then Robin II, Robin V, with III & IV co-ranked for bottom.
Killer Croc: You guys always do this?
Scarecrow: Sometimes we watch bloopers reels. It changes the rankings.
Killer Croc: Sounds like fun. What about the Joker? What's his take on this?
Two-Face:... He's banned from this part of the meetings.
Poison Ivy: Because he's a fucking cheater.
Zsasz: *clinking his cocktails against Ivy in solidarity*
Killer Croc: What about Deathstroke?
Bane: He's not fucking welcome here.
Two-Face: Yeah, he's got a... Different sort of... list for the Robins.
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