Mellow Yellow

She/her. 30s. Too Online. Incomprehensible to normies. Clear eyes, full heart, huge ass, can't lose

[titiadocigarro]

[partywithponies]

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

[skelotan]

This is what happens when you say yes to everything at the checkout.

[segamascott]

staples you are a flawed company you will never be office depot you are a baby dressed as a business man

[segamascott]

on hold for 12 minutes because i asked if they sold printers and she had to find out

[swarnpert]

it's called staples not printers

[segamascott]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[callmebliss]

🐝: remember thou art but mortal

[headspace-hotel]

Love how the kid accepts death but is so shocked to learn that everybody else also will die

[comfortforofficefans]

[primetime24-24]

@xvelvetterose could be us 🤷‍♂️

[xvesperrose]

I have no idea what’s going on here but I want no part in it @primetime24-24

[chromaticabrasions]

i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

[despazito]

im crying who tf is this

[hotvampireadjacent]

It’s him , John antifa

[slumpyspaceprincess]

how is everyone I know ASLEEP since when do these bitches sleep smh

[pukicho]

fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

[pervigilatrix]

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

[slumpyspaceprincess]

I get a little flustered, overcome with love, when I think about the fact that cats and dogs directly share their level of pleasure/enjoyment via purrs and tail wags. Like o u looooveeee me and there’s no hiding it. Dog sitting completely still and tail gets active depending on how close you get. Kitty starts purring faster and louder when you give head pets. Can’t make this stuff up

[viralfrog]

[wizardlyghost]

[gothredy]

[undinesea]

Auguste Rodin Amour et psyché

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[40ouncesandamule]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

for anyone else who doesn’t know the photo above is an old leftist meme and is a fake screenshot from the dedication for rambo 3. the joke is that the us effectively created the taliban before later making them symbols of their existential opposition. while it’s a myth that the film was ever dedicated to the muhajideen, the spirit of the joke is true. the film features rambo fighting alongside the muhajideen and cia against the soviets. you can see a photo below of muhajideen leaders meeting with reagan in the oval office. the us and uk armed funded and trained the muhajideen and other insurgent groups as puppets to fight the soviet union, and the taliban likely never would have existed without cia and mi6 intervention. empires routinely create the enemies they require to justify their existence. for example israel similarly armed funded and trained hamas while quashing more palatable opposition groups like the palestinian liberation organization.

Rambo III - Wikipedia

Rambo III - Wikipedia

Operation Cyclone - Wikipedia

Operation Cyclone - Wikipedia