[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

don’t tell me I’m the only one

[leahsclearwater]

Bella: Im gonna get back with the guy that left me in the woods and caused me to have months of horrible night terrors

Charlie:

[bisexualtwilight]

*A dying teenager, who wants to die, a little traumatized, probably fucked up forever*

Carlisle:

[robertphilip]

“This is Isle Esme.” “Isle Esme?” My voice was low, but it still sounded too loud as it broke into the quiet night. “A gift from Carlisle–Esme offered to let us borrow it.” A gift. Who gives an island as a gift? I frowned. I hadn’t realized Edward’s extreme generosity was a learned behavior.

[tinyjanevolturi]

every single jalice scene ever: [49/64]

i.e. reactions to bella’s manhandling of jacob

[rosaliehalesbian]

[bellavussy]

Just a reminder that rosalie kills rapists, homophobic and transphobic people all the time

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

good morning LGBTC community

(the C stands for Cowboys)

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

[robertphilip]

he literally licks his lips and then goes back to bite her again like okay king…

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

The Twilight Saga + Water (requested by pottrpevensjacksn)

[maryaliceswan]

Moodboard of Edward being disgusted by Bella eating cereal as requested by anon

[great-tweets]

holy shit

[michonne]

[rosaliestrap]

Charlie and Billy being big children  

[slut4jasper-blog]

The Cullens catching you pegging Jasper

Carlisle: is baffled for a short time but then continues on to give advice about health, safety and hygiene. Probably doesn’t stop until you explicitly tell him to leave the room

Emmett: “can I uhmm … join?”

Alice: doesn’t even bother to come in because she already saw it in her vision & doesn’t necessarily want to relive that experience

Edward: goes into shock for like a minute, then a tear starts rolling down his cheek. He won’t be able to look you in the eyes ever again

Rosalie: “damn, I knew it” & leaves

Bella: instantly leaves

Esme: Apologizes for disturbing and asks if you guys need anything (some snacks, a condom?)

Bonus:

Jacob: gets so angry that he straight up transforms, destroying the doorway he’s standing in. The noise causes the rest of the Cullens to come to your room and see what happened

[slut4jasper-blog]

I want Jasper to break every bone in my body

[edwardskhakis]

jacob: edward’s dick is too strong bella it’s going to kill you

bella: