a twilight blog

“Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder” a 2018 twilight blog Carol | Scorpio | Witch

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love cleaning my room after months of depression because it’s like being an archaeologist going through layers of sediment like “I haven’t seen this shirt since May……that dates this particular pile of dirty clothes to the Late Existential-Dread Period.”

[edwardanthonyswan]

when edward feels a little playful, he will hum the songs he hears stuck in people’s heads just to freak them out

[breakingisabella]

seth getting really worried about offending the cullens every time he accidentally blurts out “ugh that sucks” or “god this bites” and then frantically trying to cover his tracks in the style of charles boyle like 

[cullencorpse]

sorry for being inactive, been going through a lot, i’ve been active on my dragon age blog tho @dragenage so u can follow me there if u like bioware and stuff thx

[breakingisabella]

the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that all of the cullens follow carlisle’s lead and not esme’s when she’s the obvious choice for wisest parent

[cybercrimer]

sweatpants that say “fool” on the ass

[midnightsunnny]

Controversial opinion maybe, but I feel like Breaking Dawn would have actually been better as 2 books. The last third is so rushed, it doesn’t have the same feeling as the others. Most scenes are just talked about, but not shown and I miss being in Bella’s head. Twilight was nice because she would eat cereal slow and tell us all about it and I like that??

[forksumbrella]

Green is good

And

Purple is cool

[vegetarianvampires]

i just thought abt emmett giving piggyback rides to little kids in the neighborhood or the hospital and i am going to cry 

[validcharlieswan-archive-deacti]

That one time the Scooby Gang investigated the small town of Forks, Washington. (photos courtesy of Alice and Emmett Cullen)

[hallowedhuntress]

ah yes the three genders: werewolf, witch and vampire

otherwise known as leah, angela and bella. 

[1953swan]

inspired by this post

[bellasredchevy]

omg Bella Swan look out behind you the car is skidding oh no she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

[emmettmccartycullen]

Green is GOOD! Let’s go! Other bus OTHER BUS

Our bus is FULL

[rose-lily-hale]

[bellasredchevy]

i’m so into the idea of nomadic vampires who have to interact with society for some reason and are just in awe of new technology.. alice took jasper to his first movie in 1951 and it blew his mind. he talked about it for days. when the amazon covens came to the aid of the cullens in 2006 against the volturi they sat in front of the family computers for a whole day in awe of something called ‘microsoft paint’. zafrina draws some of the “pretty pictures” she shows renesmee

[shittytwilightaus]

AU where Twilight takes place in New Jersey instead of Washington and all the Cullens have awful orange spray tans to cover their sparkles

yup that’d do it alright

[pathokinessis]