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[pricklepicklepie]

Calliope and the Serpent

[operationslipperypuppet]

“i’ll read the moonshine cybin book, cover to cover, first.” jake hurwitz my beloved

[laserlazuli]

Calli vs Glen

(Feels weird to be back)

[future-grl]

i’m rewatching the unsleeping city and got to the scene where sofia finds out the truth about dale

[stupidsexygrizzop]

Murph: I have crafted the perfect encounter to incapacitate the party and combine Glen and Ultriss into one force to kick off the next arc and-

[howlbear]

IMPECCABLE

[Image ID: a Tweet with a photo of Beyonce and Ed sheeran on stage together, her in an extravagant pink dress and him in a black t-shirt and jeans. The caption reads "Aabria and Brennan getting ready to play dnd"]

[impsemporium]

I’m a little concerned but its too funny…

[iguanodont]

Throwback Thursday: a helpful chart describing the major behaviors of dragons I made when I was 7

[ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons]

10/10 this rules

[flanneldragon]

[bobacupcake]

moonlight greatsword 🌕

[blumineck]

Well, I've been asked to come back on tumblr, so I'll start by posting some of my recent (ish) videos while I try to remember how to tumbl again!

[oldschoolfrp]

Grenadier Fantasy Lords miniatures 6005 Knights, Fighters & Men At Arms (1983) and 6008 Fantasy Knights (1985), Ray Rubin box art

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[andhumanslovedstories]

Jake Hurwitz is the kind of simple fantasy fan that wants nothing more than to be Aragorn but unfortunately gets Merry on all the lotr personality quizzes and that’s why all his characters are Like That 

[felitomkinson]

D&D this….. D&D that…. i like big titties too but y’all are obsessed

[ambassadorquark]

if i become a knob? then you can kill me

[0ffbeatt]

Murph: okay I want everyone to roll initiative and roll death saving throws

Jake, Emily & Lou:

[dimension20official]

today’s the day