That Weird Turtle Wizard

Probably be around a while. Probably mostly do writing related stuff with some fantasy and sci-fi memeing here and there. It's been fun, getting back into writing.

[sarbithewizard]

"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

[keylimeguy]

the mental image of being married to an unanthropormorphized chain chomp with a pink bow IS very funny. but this post also reminded me that i have a chain chomp oc who matches the bow descriptor, which is also funny. like yeah, if that chain chomp was a girl, she’d have to wear a pink bow, obviously

[sarbithewizard]

I love it. Reblogging to immortalize in my own blog. This is a good opportunity to share that my best jokes seem to come from half awake states in the middle of the night lol

[sarbithewizard]

"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sarbithewizard]

I enjoy coming back to check on this every now and again and finding it's still going strong. I've long since turned off notifications but I *do* look through the reblogs when I check on it lol

This was a good addition @pelman

[amandarauart]

My fan designs of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Characters if they were part of an animated show! I started with Carl and Donut, but due to requests I did Mongo, Mordecai, Zev, and Odette as well! And don't worry, Pony is coming, I thought he deserved his own character sheet. These designs are meant to be animation-friendly, so they aren't as detailed as a typical design. I'm also working on an animation of Princess Donut which is in the works (it's her ranting about the nipple ring)! I'll post here when I'm finished with it.

[slowedplusreverb]

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[twiggies-draws]

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

[sharkishblue]

this is some kind of eldritch beast to me

[naamahdarling]

I'm not even GOOD comic relief.

[sarbithewizard]

Species swap. They're gonna make me an actual turtle and I'm gonna get dropped on a rock by an eagle, I can feel it.

[a-squirrel-wizard]

It's embarrassing but happens to all of us at some point

[mcnostril]

Family is whoever says nice things about your new hat.

Yes, behold the shocking implication that renowned magic mercenary Jonna never graduated from wizard school for trifling academic arson reasons.

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[the-curse-wizard]

My last idiot apprentice tried to curse a foe with the mummy's curse. Instead he Miscast it as the Mommy's curse.

They are married.

Apprentice wanted

[catchymemes]

[highwizardjamthejovial]

Yesterday I found some of my minions feeding the gelatinous cube estrogen and now I've been sitting here with the gelatinous cube explaining identity and shit so that it understands what they were doing was not cool cause it didn't know.

[soloarcana]

The current obsession in our house is Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series.

I 1000% believe that Dean would love this series and identify heavily with Carl.

[sarbithewizard]

We need a DCC show starring Jensen Ackles doing the Patrick Warburton voice. Bonus points if we actually get Jeff Hays as Donut.

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[writing-prompt-s]

The healer is getting kicked out of the party, as they "don't deal enough damage".

[sarbithewizard]

Radical metric shakeup: All damage from someone is attributed to the healer after they take enough damage that they would be dead.

[witchboxco]

[psychedelic-candy]

awakentheinner

[epitome-the-burnkid-viii]