[thehobbutts]

Important question

how do German amphibians say hello

[thehobbutts]

THE ANSWER WAS GUTENFROG BUT APPARENTLY NONE OF U CARE THANKS FOR NOTHING

[gothcostco]

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

[gothcostco]

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

[creativityflows]

A cat

[gothcostco]

a cat.

[only1600kids]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

not sure if grape or pumpkin

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

It got better! ^-^

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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[dutchster]

snakes never visit a restaurant because they don’t have any fingers to point at the words they can’t pronounce on the menu

[rodeomeo]

[phylocalist]

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @bryanthegirl Instagram: @artwoonz

[fuks]

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[paprika]

[paprika]

[no-chill-at-all]

[iraffiruse]