A Slyme Wizard

They/Them

[slymewizard]

THIS IS A INTRO POST

DO NOT PANIC

Hello everyone my name is Slyme! I’m a resident of Wizard Island Island and have lived here for a few months now and I’m kind of getting to know people here so I might as well make a post to introduce myself!

INTERESTS

-Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake (currently my top interest)

-Pokemon (close second)

-Lego (easy third)

-Wizardposting

-Minecraft

-Terraria

-Sorry Boys

-Omori (sometimes)

-Star Wars (especially lego)

-Geometry Dash (probably a short lived interest)

-Writing

-Trying to get into drawing

-Really want to get into improv

WHAT I POST

-Stupid jokes

-Opinions on things I like

-Opinions on things I don’t like

-Stuff from my writing blog

-Wizard rp

-On the off chance I draw something I’d probably put it here

THIS BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR

-the LGBTQ+ community

-furries

-alt culture folks

-Necromancers

-basically anyone as long as you’re cool

THIS BLOG IS A HIGHLY DANGEROUS SPACE FOR

-Terfs

-Fascists

-Sexists

-Racists

-Creeps/Pedos

-Stamp Collectors (they know what they did)

SPELLS I KNOW

Water slash, aqua blade, water bolt, lesser restoration, magic shield, mage hand, lesser illusion, lesser raincloud, air bubble, magic bubble, lesser wave, heat shield, cold shield, water spout

SIDEBLOGS

@slyme-writes-stuff - Where I put the creative writing pieces I write for school, might turn it into a series if I write in it enough. The main OCs I use are a brave and cheerful Avarian (basically a harpy) fighter named Erika, a responsible and quiet ghost (a human ghost but no one knows what a human is) wizard named Charlie, a rough and passionate Orphidaean (basically a Lamia) barbarian named Athena, and an awkward but caring dryad (tree person) archer/healer named Maple.

@healerwizard - Alternate wizard rp blog. Haven’t used in a while.

REALLY COOL PEOPLE

@f4y3w00d5 (super fun, amazing at rp, really good sense of dark humor. Canonical sister and probably closest friend on the site)

@lixorloveslicorice (The nicest person I’ve met so far. Really supportive and funny. Them being there for me has kept me going these last few months, I would have been too overtaken by anxiety these last few months if it weren’t for them.)

@combustion-wizard (Canonical mentor, exploder, and professional chill dude.)

@the-gnomish-bastard (Immaculate commitment to the bit. Fun to mess with. One of my first friends(?))

@evil-wild-lesbian-wizard (shes a wizard, shes evil, shes wild, shes a lesbian, what more explanation do you need thats all the ingredients of a cool person!)

OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME

-Asexual

-I don’t have a favorite color or food

-If it seems like I have a thing for monster girls its because I probably do. Especially snake ones.

-I have ADHD, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, High Functioning Autism and Depression

-Its very easy to make me think you’re mad at me even if you aren’t

-Im very dum please be patient with me

-My favorite animals are bunnies, capybaras, snakes, axolotls, frogs, and giant salamanders

-My favorite YTers are Scott the Woz, Slimecicle, Ranboo, Caddicarus, Tommyinnit, Bumbles McFumbles, Jaiden Animations and Failboat

-My favorite pokemon are Tinkaton, Galvantula, Clodsire, Mismagius, Alcremie, Lurantis, Flygon, Luxray, Goodra, Weavile and Arbok

-Im very clingy and get a little anxious when I feel excluded. This is something I need to work on, and want to change.

-My least favorite animals are wasps

-I saw a squirrel today :D

I HOPE TO MAKE MANY MORE FRIENDS ON THIS SITE THAT WELCOMED ME SO WARMLY YOU ARE ALL THE BEST AND I LOOK FORWARD TO THE YEARS TO COME

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

[fayewoods-2]

Uhhh... No? I mean you could probably get SOMEthing

[slymewizard]

Ok. I will still try though. So how do we get to hell?

[fayewoods-2]

*I smirk manically and hold out a hand to you*

[slymewizard]

*Takes it*

[fayewoods-2]

*reality flickers around you, and the next second we're both on a street, with screams and yells all around, and demons as well. Just down the street, there was a gang brawl* Jesus- They're still going at it? They were at that the other day when Drew and I came down!

[slymewizard]

Huh. Cool aesthetic.

[fayewoods-2]

*I shrug, keeping a tight grip on your hand and I begin walking down the street, away from the brawl*

[slymewizard]

Wuh-ok. Oh hey theres an apple cart!

[fayewoods-2]

*I pull you closer to me* Nope. *I nod calmly at the various demons who wave and call out to me. Seemed I was... some form of mature down here. At least when I was with a mortal.*

[slymewizard]

So whats it usually like down here?

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

[fayewoods-2]

Uhhh... No? I mean you could probably get SOMEthing

[slymewizard]

Ok. I will still try though. So how do we get to hell?

[fayewoods-2]

*I smirk manically and hold out a hand to you*

[slymewizard]

*Takes it*

[fayewoods-2]

*reality flickers around you, and the next second we're both on a street, with screams and yells all around, and demons as well. Just down the street, there was a gang brawl* Jesus- They're still going at it? They were at that the other day when Drew and I came down!

[slymewizard]

Huh. Cool aesthetic.

[fayewoods-2]

*I shrug, keeping a tight grip on your hand and I begin walking down the street, away from the brawl*

[slymewizard]

Wuh-ok. Oh hey theres an apple cart!

[fayewoods-2]

*I pull you closer to me* Nope. *I nod calmly at the various demons who wave and call out to me. Seemed I was... some form of mature down here. At least when I was with a mortal.*

[slymewizard]

Oh hey pie!

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

[fayewoods-2]

Uhhh... No? I mean you could probably get SOMEthing

[slymewizard]

Ok. I will still try though. So how do we get to hell?

[fayewoods-2]

*I smirk manically and hold out a hand to you*

[slymewizard]

*Takes it*

[fayewoods-2]

*reality flickers around you, and the next second we're both on a street, with screams and yells all around, and demons as well. Just down the street, there was a gang brawl* Jesus- They're still going at it? They were at that the other day when Drew and I came down!

[slymewizard]

Huh. Cool aesthetic.

[fayewoods-2]

*I shrug, keeping a tight grip on your hand and I begin walking down the street, away from the brawl*

[slymewizard]

Wuh-ok. Oh hey theres an apple cart!

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

[fayewoods-2]

Uhhh... No? I mean you could probably get SOMEthing

[slymewizard]

Ok. I will still try though. So how do we get to hell?

[fayewoods-2]

*I smirk manically and hold out a hand to you*

[slymewizard]

*Takes it*

[fayewoods-2]

*reality flickers around you, and the next second we're both on a street, with screams and yells all around, and demons as well. Just down the street, there was a gang brawl* Jesus- They're still going at it? They were at that the other day when Drew and I came down!

[slymewizard]

Huh. Cool aesthetic.

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

[fayewoods-2]

Uhhh... No? I mean you could probably get SOMEthing

[slymewizard]

Ok. I will still try though. So how do we get to hell?

[fayewoods-2]

*I smirk manically and hold out a hand to you*

[slymewizard]

*Takes it*

[wheredidmybooksgo]

CMERE!

@the-ethereal-grave-doctor @the-squishy-scrimblo @clownpallete @artismeyou-45 @autism-criminal @theindescribable1 @carol-the-clown @sillystanleystuff

[slymewizard]

IM LATE BUT

@lixorloveslicorice @f4y3w00d5 @aileaxthevoidien @monsterfucker-research-wizard @the-gnomish-bastard @combustion-wizard @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard

I LOVE YOU ALL

(platonically)

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

[fayewoods-2]

Uhhh... No? I mean you could probably get SOMEthing

[slymewizard]

Ok. I will still try though. So how do we get to hell?

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[slymewizard]

@fayewoods-2

[disasterofahuman]

[disasterofahuman]

[slymewizard]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ONION ASS RESPONSES ARE THOSE WHAT THE FUCK? THIS FEELS LIKE PARODY HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE THIS AWFUL!? I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO THROW UP! HOW ARE THESE SICK FUCKS THE ONES IN POWER?

[evil-wild-lesbian-wizard]

*rings doorbell…of the whole island…somehow*

Im here to fuck the government and eat cheese as advertised

this somehow appears in my inbox like, every other day. YOU are always welcome, but you dont have to announce yourself every time, just come in.

[slymewizard]

Wait what? From me? I only sent it once.

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

You- You really shouldnt-

[slymewizard]

Can I?

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

YAY We gotta go to hell then

[slymewizard]

Oh Ive always wanted to try the food there

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Dunno! Plenty! Hey do you wanna see my nephews?

[slymewizard]

Yeah sure!

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

I LOVE WEIRD STUFF :DDDD

[slymewizard]

What weird stuff do you know?

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.

[f4y3w00d5]

*I shrug* Sure. So.. wanna talk, or find something weird to do?

[slymewizard]

I vote something weird

[f4y3w00d5]

Oh my gosh Faye you’ll never believe what I found at a garage sale.

:O WHAT DID YOU FIND?????

[slymewizard]

*holds up a porcelain duck, a glass swan, and a clay chicken*

[f4y3w00d5]

*jumps at you trying to grab and destroy them*

[slymewizard]

WAIT NO I SPENT LIKE 20 DOLLARS EACH ON THOSE

[f4y3w00d5]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE GODDAMN MONEY BACK, BUT I GOT A CALL FROM FUTURE YOU THAT SAYS EVERYONE WE LOVES LIFE DEPENDS ON DESTROYING THESE oh and the future in general too

[slymewizard]

WHAT? BUT THEYRE JUST ART BIRDS! *tries to slip away*

[f4y3w00d5]

THEYRE NOT! Wait- *I use my tentacles to grab them out of your hands* Forgot I had these-

[slymewizard]

Aw man…art can’t truly be evil though right?

[f4y3w00d5]

... Of course it can, dumbass! *proceeds to hit the duck, chicken and swan on the ground really hard*

[slymewizard]

*they don’t break.*

[f4y3w00d5]

OH COME ON!!! *sets them on demonic fire*

[slymewizard]

*sigils appear on their bodies*

Woooooaaaaaah aaaaarrrrrrt

[f4y3w00d5]

*attempts to figure out the sigils*

[slymewizard]

*They spell out the words “graham cracker koi toaster windowpane”*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *i throw a graham cracker, a koi, a toaster and a windowpane at them, doubting it would work but who knows*

[slymewizard]

*nothing happens*

[f4y3w00d5]

*screeches and kicks it*

[slymewizard]

…can I have it back now?

[f4y3w00d5]

NEVER *jumps up and down on the objects*

[slymewizard]

*upon closer inspection you notice the duck has been damaged by your kick. Not only that, but the swan has a tear below its eye, the chicken seems to be singing, and the duck has an enraged looking eyes*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I kick the duck again as hard as I can*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes more damaged, but as your anger turns to confusion your kicks no longer effect it*

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises* *hits the swan and duck together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*as your frustration increases the duck becomes more damaged by the hits but the swan remains solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I hit the swan, duck and chicken all together really hard*

[slymewizard]

*when your frustration reaches its peak the duck shatters. The others stay completely solid*

[f4y3w00d5]

... *makes my teeth needle sharp and bites the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*the singing chicken doesnt become damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises* *bites the swan*

[slymewizard]

*the swan becomes chipped*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises* *continues nomming the swan*

[slymewizard]

*it stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sad noises and throws it on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks more*

[f4y3w00d5]

*throws it on the floor again*

[slymewizard]

*it cracks a little but as your sadness fades the swan stops being damaged*

[f4y3w00d5]

*sadly nom noms it*

[slymewizard]

*it crumbles in your mouth*

[f4y3w00d5]

*I eat it and swallow it* Hmmm... tastes like MAGIC of some sort

[slymewizard]

*When your happiness grows it sits in your throat like a solid rock and won’t go down. You can still breath but it hurts*

Are you ok?

[f4y3w00d5]

*annoyed noises, and speaks telepathically* Its in my throat. Good thing I'm dead and dont gotta breathe.

[slymewizard]

Oh shoot. *performs Heimlich maneuver until the statue comes back up*

…yeahhh you can keep that one now

[f4y3w00d5]

... *sad noises at failing and subconciously nom noms on the swan**

[slymewizard]

*as your sadness reaches its peak, the swan crumbles easily from your chewing. Now only the joyous chicken remains*

[f4y3w00d5]

*happy noises at eating the swan and jumps onto the chicken*

[slymewizard]

*it becomes heavily damaged by your jump*

[f4y3w00d5]

*very happy noises and i hit it on the ground cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

*it finishes breaking*

*then, dark spirits rise from all 3 artifacts and swirl around the room.*

[f4y3w00d5]

WHOA HIIIIIIII!!! *waves cheerfully*

[slymewizard]

WE AREN’T DONE

*they escape through the window*

Huh…I guess you were right

[f4y3w00d5]

*I give them a thumbs up and nod at you* YEAH I WAS :D

[slymewizard]

Well that was cool…and my week’s salary

[f4y3w00d5]

Get a raise then! :D

[slymewizard]

That was a raise.

[f4y3w00d5]

.... Sucks to be you :D

[slymewizard]

Not so much lately :]

Wanna hang out a while?

[f4y3w00d5]

Sure! Whatcha wanna do?

[slymewizard]

Idk. Its just nice being around.