Pokemon owns my goddamn soul

My name is Sly (she/they) and I have not updated this blog description for several years lmao

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[astraldemise]

beginner tips for salmon run !

in salmon run you must cooperate with a team in order to take down boss salmonids and collect golden eggs. your goal is to reach the quota while keeping yourself and your teammates alive. these tips may help you raise your rank and have more fun

1.

KILL HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM !!!!!!!! PRIORITY TARGET !!!!!!!! UNAUTHORISED FUCKING THING ! BLOW IT UP NOW !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fluffygif]

Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

[shartgod420]

oh this is an EXCELLENT noise

[turbozarky]

Excellent noise, Excellent colors, Excellent lighting, overall 11/10 impeccable vibes, and now I’m thirsty.

[shegayonmygirl]

grabs your boobs and shuffles them around like they're cups in a shell game

[the-lumpfish-queen]

my booabs...

[soymsan-entro]

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

[voidsentprinces]

[drempen]

Had all his fingies out for No Reason

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

SANS IS NONBINARY?!

[mintopoleli]

HUH?!

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[brella-boi]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y'know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

[hauntedforsport]

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

[kalliopii]

yeah and they’re good games so like??? i will speak

[kalliopii]

wait

[xoiue]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

[guygirder]

[jennytrout]

I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired of laughing at it.

[anxeious]

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[kawareo]

Grief is a spectrum as you can see

[kawareo]

Our shit dog is alive and we love her

[cometcrystal]

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

ALT

[raychleadele]

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.