Slytherin of Disorder

HP-related sideblog of thebeautyofdisorder - TERFs do not engage - Slytherclaw - INTP - Gemini - Pro-Slytherin - Pro-Snape (but you do you babes) - real life witch and occasional roleplayer - will include AU Snamione content - basically wanting to reblog all the things but not wanting to offend anyone who's anti on main - tall, dark, and snarky is my type

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[haansgruuber]

“Alan Rickman saw [Benedict in the make-up trailer on the set of Deathly Hallows] and said, ‘Oh… you are me.’ Benedict, a little panicked at that time, apologised by saying that his nose was not right, but Alan was very kind, telling him he had the same size nose as him at his age, and offered him a cake to calm him down.” — Benedict Clarke on meeting Alan Rickman [x]

[cetussart]

Hermione & Severus

[arolydia-deactivated20140320]

I think the fact that within Hogwarts there’s a lot of distaste for Slytherin and Hufflepuff shows some interesting insight into the wizarding community. Like, Hufflepuff represents hard work and fairness, right? But there’s the idea that Hufflepuffs are losers, sort of the proverbial nice guys who finish last. On the other hand, Slytherins, who represent cunning and ambition and personal drive, are seen as cutthroat and generally nasty and mean. 

Ultimately, Hufflepuff and Slytherin are both rooted in philosophies on self betterment and achieving success in life, both in terms of being a better person and being a more powerful/wealthy person. The obvious question raised by Hogwarts student’s disapproval of both Slytherin and Hufflepuff is this: if it makes you a loser to succeed through hard work and fairness, but a cheat to succeed through cleverness and an attitude of doing whatever it takes to achieve your goals, how is someone in the wizarding world expected to gain power/wealth/status if they aren’t already born with it? 

[airagorncharda]

It’s also worth noting that in a world where magic can do your work for you, Hufflepuffs are scoffed at for being willing to work at all, and Slytherins are shunned for taking advantage of magic to it’s fullest.

[villanelleneedsahug]

Also since Hufflepuffs don’t really judge people they’re the house that’s most likely to befriend Slytherins

[viola-sororia]

first class news paleontologists never disappoint

[strange-mage]

Walking through the snowy forest with Severus 🖤

(Soooo happy to be done with this illustration!! hold tight for another Snape art ya'll)

[turpinsimp-blog]

Don’t You Have Somewhere Better To Be?

Illustration for the wonderful @fuegopi for her new fic 'Meltwater Heart' on AO3

Chapter 4 is alreaday up! Go give it a read!

NGL I had way too much fun doing this Illustration! nyeheh

[theatreslave]

Not even in a romantic sense but Severus and Hermione being professors together would be hilarious because as the two youngest of the professors they would end up being besties.

Snarky Snape being miffed that Granger shows up way more prepared to be a Professor than he was.

Hermione lowkey annoyed that Snape didn't warn her not to go to the weekly poker night that Sprout puts on.

Them sitting next to each other at the head table during sorting and whispering one word predictions to the sorting and communicating with eyes and eyebrows.

People thinking they hate each other because they are constantly bickering but both of them find it fun and invigorating when they have to deal with dunderheads all day.

Snape seeking out Hermione when weird women hit on him.

Hermione complaining to Severus about her attempts at dating and he's her very sarcastic voice of reason.

Competitive as hell about test score averages.

Competitive as hell about house points.

Snape finding out Hermione doesn't like quidditch because she hates flying and him holding it over her as the one thing she can never excel at.

Hermione finding out Snape's actual stance on bullies when he punishes slytherins for bullying a gryffindor.

Discreetly handing hangover potions to each other.

Dumping detentions they don't want to over see on the other.

Both of them having bad hair days.

[darkhalfbloodprince]

Oooops! When Hermione sets the Time Turner wrong and ends in the arms of Goth Boy Severus. 🤪

More AI Art on my Instagram!

[lunap999]

Birthday treat for @naomijameston ❤️❤️❤️

Original reference photo by Rusty Lion Art

[cetussart]

Snager in the universe "Pride & Prejudice" Jane Austen

[autumnlarose394]

God Damn those hands 😳 (was listening to favourite while drawing this 🤭)

[oxcenia]

I drew the cover for my fanfic~

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[the-haiku-bot]

tier 3 (clinical,

too formal, but not cheesy):

groin, penis, phallus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gayfour]

[6luciole]

Another lovely piece of art by Aoshima for the cover of Emmaficready’s fiction, Chimaera

aoshima

artist, take a commissions and questions (english is not my native language) my boosty:...

[darkhalfbloodprince]

Love don't need words.