blergh.

I'll have a constant existential crisis for one, please. k. / reylo / dramione / spuffy /slyther1ntobed on twt / slytherintobed on ao3 / fuck terfs and jkr

[marthajefferson]

Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough as Ian Malcolm & John Hammond

JURASSIC PARK (1993), dir. Steven Spielberg

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER |  3.02 “Dead Man’s Party”

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[teaboot]

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

[teaboot]

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

[teaboot]

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

[myjetpack]

A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for Guardian Books.

[importantcatpics]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Learning to Work Virginia Valien

[spikedaily]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.21 | "The Weight of the World"

[melkorstars]

It’s really no wonder he lost it

[bodyfeeling]

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

[zzoupz]

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

[delgrosso]

A platitude?

[delgrosso]

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

[alanrickmangifs]

ALAN RICKMAN | Meet the Filmmaker | NYC | 19.06.2015

[eroscestlavie]

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

[eroscestlavie]

Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DON’T PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT

[anxeious]

[threeture]

[kungfunurse]

Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

[captainclickycat]

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class "hey, the ceiling has 'gullible' written on it" and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word "gullible" really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like "those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source."

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because these things take forever to make

[kaity--did]

millennial cringe

The online obsession with "cringe" is an alt right pipe line that I refuse to fall victim to. If you cringe because of how I live and love that's a deficiency in your personality not mine my sweet anon

Also you're on fucking tumblr.com the millennial cringe general store like be so fucking for real right now

[kaity--did]

Big "bitch what are you doing at the devils sacrament" energy rn