SM64BlueToad

THIS ACCOUNT ISN'T AN OFFICAL NINTENDO ACCOUNT I ONLY SELL LEMONADE OKAY???

[sm64-blue-toad]

WELCOME TO MY SHOP!

WE’VE GOT A WIDE LIST OF ITEMS! YOU ASK AND I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU! BUT FOR SURE. LEMONADE IS ALWAYS FOR 10.50 COINS (TEN AND A HALF OF A COIN), UNLESS IT’S ON SALE.

(EXAMPLES: CHERRIES, BOMBS, ICE FLOWERS, MUSHROOMS, AND PROPELLER MUSHROOMS.)

…YES I BURNED MY HOUSE A LIIIITTLE BIT WITH A SALE GONE WRONG, DON’T ASK FOR FIRE FLOWERS PLEASE.

NORMAL LEMONADE: (10.50)

LEMONADE TYPES:

STRAWBERRY LEMONADE (15.50)

RASPBERRY LEMONADE (15.50)

PEACH LEMONADE (20.50)

BLUEBERRY LEMONADE (25.50) GRAPE LEMONADE (30.50)

FOR VILLAINS: SPECIAL ITEMS FOR LOWER PRICES THAN WHAT OTHERS WOULD USUALLY OFFER! INVESTORS GET AN INTEREST RATE OF A CHEAPER PRICE COMPARED TO NORMAL!

[sm64-blue-toad]

C A K E

[sm64-blue-toad]

UPDATE TO THE LEMONADES!

DUE TO A LARGE DEMAND OF GRAPES WE HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A YUMMY GRAPE LEMONADE! ONLY FOR 30.50!

[sm64-blue-toad]

Toad I think Waluigi was just given the power of chaos, your reaction on this subject?

OKAY WHO THE HECK HAS THE PERMISSION TO GIVE THAT KINDA POWER OUT EVEN??? WHAT IS THERE SOME NEW POWER-UP I DON'T KNOW ABOUT???

[sm64-blue-toad]

WELL I GUESS THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION FOR IF PEOPLE ARE STALKING ME.

[sm64-blue-toad]

toad?

OOOOKAY HELLO ANON??? WHY'S EVERYONE ASKING ABOUT ME SUDDENLY???

[sm-64-luigi]

Heyyy Luigi- are Blue Toad and Peach doing criminal stuff OFF site and THAT'S why they aren't posting anymore???

I’a don’t know about peach, but Blue Toad is’a actually just one of those people who have busy lives off’a Tumblr now! They’a had a barbecue just the other day to celebrate the success of their….

sigh

Physical Black Market taking off locally.

[sm64-blue-toad]

WELL TURNS OUT A LOT MORE PEOPLE BUY LOCALLY INSTEAD OF ONLINE! ..ALSO HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LUIGI.

[sm64-blue-toad]

Do you want some loaf of milk?

WHAT THE HELL IS A LOAF OF MILK AND CAN I TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.

[sm64-yellow-toad]

Here!

[sm64-blue-toad]

WELL I KNOW WHAT I'LL BE SELLING AT MY LEMONADE STAND THIS WEEK.

[sm64-blue-toad]

grapes

🔫

now

FOR THE LAST TIME WE DON'T HAVE GRAPES IN OUR LEMONADE YET WE'RE WORKING ON IT!!!!

[sm64-blue-toad]

Red Toad.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???? WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RED LIKE THAT???

[sm64-blue-toad]

(I sent this once already but Tumblr gave me an error so idk if it actually sent)

TOO BAD I HAVE MULTIPLE VPNS LOCATED IN A SMALL VILLAGE IN RUSSIA AND BOWSER'S KINGDOM. WHY DO YOU THINK ALL OF THE NUKES FOR ME ARE BEING SENT TO HIM RECENTLY????

[sm64-wario]

I'a think I'a figured out how to escape. Only took 382 loops.

[sm-64-luigi]

Did i’a miss something?

[sm64-wario]

I'a was stuck in a time loop. Looks like Tumblr put my'a posts in reverse order.

[sm-64-luigi]

I’a can sign you up for a therapist if you want

to’a help with any mental scarring you’a got during the loop!

[sm64-wario]

The'a only mental scarring was from boredom. It's'a surprising how boring running you over with my bike can get after twenty times.

By the way, don't use the crosswalk closest to your house today.

[sm-64-luigi]

Hold’a up, stop everything! Lemmie juuuuuust

there

Oki Doki Wario, Thank’a you for giving me a bingo on’a this year’s Gimmick Blog Bingo™ (GMM)

We’a may continue now

…

So anyways, I’a will note that.

[sm64-wario]

What exactly did you'a mark off?

[sm-64-luigi]

”Wario kills somebody from the’a main blog cast more than 3 times.”

[sm64-wario]

Huh. Bet you'a never expected the three times to be the same person.

Are there any others about me?

[sm-64-luigi]

Oh yea! There’s’a also

“Wario goes broke”

And

“Wario gets in trouble with’a Blue Toad”

[sm64-wario]

Well... Sarasaland only had two dollars when I'a took over. Does that count?

[sm64-wario]

As for the'a other one... @sm64-blue-toad I'm'a mailing you a gun. Do a crime.

[sm64-blue-toad]

THE ONLY CRIME I WILL DO IS SELLING IT FOR A HIGHER PRICE THAN IT'S VALUE IS WORTH TO AN ANTIQUE SELLER.

[sm64-blue-toad]

Do you want some loaf of milk?

WHAT THE HELL IS A LOAF OF MILK AND CAN I TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.

[sm64-blue-toad]

I cast Minor Magic Spell: Quality Lemonade. Your Lemonade is now worth $.50 more per cup.

- @random-spell-anon

CAPITALISIM.

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[the-random-spellcaster]

Can I have a free cup as a thanks

[sm64-blue-toad]

[sm64-blue-toad]

I cast Minor Magic Spell: Quality Lemonade. Your Lemonade is now worth $.50 more per cup.

- @random-spell-anon

CAPITALISIM.

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[suppermariobroth]

"Boo-only" officially licensed plush claw machine found in Japan in 2017.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source

[ask-the-ancient-observer]

@sm64-luigi

[sm64-luigi]

WWAAAAAH SO-A M-M-M-M-MA NY G-GHOSTS ST A Y-A BACK!!!

[ask-the-ancient-observer]

@sm-64-luigi

[sm-64-luigi]

Oh! It’s’a the dead me! Hello dead me! I’a wish you a happy afterlife!

Wait

they’re alive?!

Oh wow-

No’a hard feelings?

[sm64-blue-toad]

WAIT YOU AREN’T DEAD??? THEN WHO DID I GIVE THE EXTRA LIFE MUSHROOM TO????

[sm64-wario]

Ya talya ta ta!

It is good day to be not dead!

[the-most-evil-goblin]

POW! You are dead!

[sm64-wario]

I AM DEAD!!!

[the-most-evil-goblin]

Hehehehe!

[sm-64-luigi]

Ta ra rum pum pum!

[the-most-evil-goblin]

Ah, shucks...

[sm-64-luigi]

AH!

The WA is’a dead!!!

[sm64-wario]

Yes (garlic). I AM DEAD!

[sm-64-luigi]

Why is the’a WA dead?!

[the-most-evil-goblin]

I don't know.

[sm64-wario]

I think it was-

[the-most-evil-goblin]

Shhhh! You are DEAD!

[sm-64-luigi]

Shhhh! You are DEAD!

[sm64-wario]

Okay!

[sm64waluigi]

HEY WAHTS UP YA WAHNKERS! WHOS UP FOR A- AHH WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS HAPPENED

[the-most-evil-goblin]

The WA is dead!

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi

[sm-64-luigi]

The WA is dead.

@sm64-wario @sm64waluigi

[sm64waluigi]

THE WA IS DEAD!?

@sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @the-most-evil-goblin

[sm-64-luigi]

Correct!

[sm-64-luigi]

So then, did you’a see the murderer?

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64waluigi @sm64-wario

[sm64waluigi]

NOPE SORRY MATE

@sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @the-most-evil-goblin

[the-most-evil-goblin]

Nope! Sorry minion.

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi

[sm-64-luigi]

I will find them! I‘a will capture them! And no one will ever’a die again!!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64waluigi @sm64-wario

[sm64waluigi]

WOW! THAT'S NICE!

@sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @the-most-evil-goblin

[the-most-evil-goblin]

Darn proud right now!

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi

[mario-bounty-hunter]

ATTTTTTENTION! THE WA IS DEAD!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi

[sm-64-luigi]

We know...!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64waluigi @sm64-wario

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Who killed him?!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi

[sm-64-luigi]

We don’t’a know...!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi

[mario-bounty-hunter]

I will find clues!

*ragdolls across the ground.*

What that ? A WEAPUN ?!

THAT thing is why the WA is dead!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi

[sm-64-luigi]

The WA is Dead?!?!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi

Wait for the’a others to respond, there’s a multiple people meant to say the same thing!

[the-most-evil-goblin]

The WA is DEAD?!

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi @mario-bounty-hunter

[mario-bounty-hunter]

YES! *Slams hands on desk.*

He DIED!

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi

[the-most-evil-goblin]

AUUUGH!

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi @mario-bounty-hunter

[sm-64-luigi]

*gasp that sounds like AUUUGH! for’a some reason”

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi

[dr-healmore-skc]

iiincooMMIIIINNGGG!!!

RAUS, RAUS!

MOVE, NOW!

(kiss.mp3)

@the-most-evil-goblin @sm64-wario @sm-64-luigi @sm64waluigi

[sm64-wario]

Ehehe! Hahaha! I a-

OOF!

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi @mario-bounty-hunter @dr-healmore-skc

[sm64waluigi]

DOC, WHAT HAPPENED!?

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @mario-bounty-hunter @dr-healmore-skc @the-most-evil-goblin

[dr-healmore-skc]

My professional opinion?

(Dr. Healmore slams the table and points.)

THE WA WAS KILLED!

@sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi @mario-bounty-hunter

[sm64waluigi]

OH GOD!

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @mario-bounty-hunter @the-most-evil-goblin @dr-healmore-skc

[mario-bounty-hunter]

OH GOD!

@sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @the-most-evil-goblin @dr-healmore-skc

[dr-healmore-skc]

I don't think it's anything to worry about...

@sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @sm64waluigi @mario-bounty-hunter @the-most-evil-goblin

[sm64waluigi]

WELL, NOW WHAT?

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @mario-bounty-hunter @dr-healmore-skc @the-most-evil-goblin

[sonic-the-allfucker]

Clippity Cloppity Muthafucka, BOOM

Tags: @sm-64-luigi @sm64-wario @mario-bounty-hunter @dr-healmore-skc @the-most-evil-goblin @sm64waluigi

[sm-64-luigi]

Oh’a Come on.

Tags: @sm-64-luigi@sm64-wario@mario-bounty-hunter@dr-healmore-skc@the-most-evil-goblin@sm64waluigi

[sonic-the-allfucker]

LOOK AT THIS, the freakin WA is dead!

What do ya think of that

Uhhh...

@sm-64-luigi

[sm-64-luigi]

Yes, yes, Sonic.

@sm64-wario@mario-bounty-hunter@dr-healmore-skc@the-most-evil-goblin@sm64waluigi @sonic-the-allfucker

[sonic-the-allfucker]

YEAH!

@sm-64-luigi

[sm-64-luigi]

GO’A HOME.

@sm64-wario@mario-bounty-hunter@dr-healmore-skc@the-most-evil-goblin@sm64waluigi @sonic-the-allfucker

[sonic-the-allfucker]

OH COME ON

Freakin unbelivable, you all seriously suck

Crashes into a wall

@sm-64-luigi

[sm-64-luigi]

OK, Let's’a get back to the point!

@sm64-wario@mario-bounty-hunter@dr-healmore-skc@the-most-evil-goblin@sm64waluigi @sonic-the-allfucker

[sm64-wario]

I'a think the'a Wa is dead.

(Next: @sm-64-luigi @the-most-evil-goblin @sm64waluigi @dr-healmore-skc)

[sm-64-luigi]

THE WA IS’A DEAD?!

(Next: @the-most-evil-goblin @sm64waluigi @dr-healmore-skc)

[sm64waluigi]

THE WA IS DEAD!?

@the-most-evil-goblin @dr-healmore-skc

[the-most-evil-goblin]

THE WA IS DEAD?!

(Next: @dr-healmore-skc)

(It is getting SO hard to keep track of this-)

[dr-healmore-skc]

THE WA IS DEAD?!

(gasp!) SONIC! I WILL HEAL Y-

Visit Original Link

[sm64-wario]

No, seriously! Who killed Wa?!

( @pink-dr-mario )

[sm64-blue-toad]

*Chugs lemonade audibly* IT WAS ME.

[sm-64-luigi]

*Another gasp that’a sounds like Auugh!*

@sm64-wario@mario-bounty-hunter@dr-healmore-skc@the-most-evil-goblin@sm64waluigi

[sm64-wario]

WAUUUGH!

(Next: @the-most-evil-goblin @sm64waluigi)

[the-most-evil-goblin]

AUUUGH!

( @sm64waluigi )

(This is taking a lot more than I thought I would and I gotta go to bed so someone can take over for me if they want)

[sm64-blue-toad]

*Eats the glass cup* 

YES! AND I DID IT LIKE THIS!

*cue hammerbro hammer being tossed at Waluigi’s precious nose* 

(@sm64waluigi)