some random goomba

what.

[goomba-stomper]

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

[sm64goomba]

i don't know!!! i don't know!!! it's terrifying!!!

[mellootron]

me n the 10 sm64 accounts reposting my content

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content

tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs

morshu was exposed recently for selling dubious products illegally. in real life. not making this up. his tiktoks were already in poor taste tbf you should never fucking joke about selling b*mbs but this is frankly terrifying. do not give this man your rubies.

twt thread by gwonam

and the worst part? if Selling Actual Fucking B*mbs isn't enough, he's also selling bombs to MINERS. see this leaked screenshot from @/steveminecraft

this is seriously seriously fucked up. i went and deleted all my morshu posts because i dont want to even give this disgusting man any more attention. you should too.

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

HE RESPONDED LMAO

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

He will never recover from this.

[knightbell]

@hotelmario-mario I understand this information might be distressing to hear.

I know you and Morshu were good friends.

[hotelmario-mario]

...

[mariotennisdaisy]

this is mortifying

[sm64goomba]

not AGAIN

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[mario-bounty-hunter]

…@sm64goomba

[sm64goomba]

i don't like this

[sm64goomba]

There's a species of Goomba that only exists in Mario Galaxy

okay

[mario-bounty-hunter]

listen i don't particularly like the guy (especially after he killed my cousin Big William), but this is pretty shittin extreme

I cannot be more plain about this.

He is creating entire UNIVERSES for his bits, before abandoning them.

Each of these universes follows an almost identical timeline, crowding space-time and risking a calamity on a multiversal level.

Extreme calls for extreme.

[sm64goomba]

i don't know much about alternate universes n all that crap but like doesn't the same exact thing happen anytime anyone makes a decision? at least that's what i've heard

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Yes, but because those different decisions lead to even MORE different decisions, they branch out fairly evenly.

We’re talking about thousands of identical universes making the same decisions at every single turn.

[sm64goomba]

see i'm still not seeing how this'll blow everyone up or whatever

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Ok. Imagine if twenty thousand goombas were all forced into the same question block. Thats what’s happening with the universes

[sm64goomba]

there's a size limit to universes?

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Sort of. You’re familiar with the term “observable universe?” That’s what you could call the size limit. But because all of these universes are so close together, their edges of their observable universes could overlap, causing a MASSIVE insurgence of dark matter and wiping all of those universes blank, including everyone who lives in them.

[sm64goomba]

but i thought the observable universe was just how far we could see out into it. which would mean it's kinda subjective based on where you are in the universe

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Normally, they would be, but these universes are nearly identical, meaning the “edge of the observable universe” is identical as well.

[sm64goomba]

fine. whatever. go eat a slice of pizza or something maybe that'll fix it

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

@sms-bowser-jr we are gonna get fucked by Sony because you used the prowler theme

[sm64goomba]

it's not a theme it's a stock sound effect

[mario-bounty-hunter]

listen i don't particularly like the guy (especially after he killed my cousin Big William), but this is pretty shittin extreme

I cannot be more plain about this.

He is creating entire UNIVERSES for his bits, before abandoning them.

Each of these universes follows an almost identical timeline, crowding space-time and risking a calamity on a multiversal level.

Extreme calls for extreme.

[sm64goomba]

i don't know much about alternate universes n all that crap but like doesn't the same exact thing happen anytime anyone makes a decision? at least that's what i've heard

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Yes, but because those different decisions lead to even MORE different decisions, they branch out fairly evenly.

We’re talking about thousands of identical universes making the same decisions at every single turn.

[sm64goomba]

see i'm still not seeing how this'll blow everyone up or whatever

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Ok. Imagine if twenty thousand goombas were all forced into the same question block. Thats what’s happening with the universes

[sm64goomba]

there's a size limit to universes?

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Sort of. You’re familiar with the term “observable universe?” That’s what you could call the size limit. But because all of these universes are so close together, their edges of their observable universes could overlap, causing a MASSIVE insurgence of dark matter and wiping all of those universes blank, including everyone who lives in them.

[sm64goomba]

but i thought the observable universe was just how far we could see out into it. which would mean it's kinda subjective based on where you are in the universe

[mario-bounty-hunter]

listen i don't particularly like the guy (especially after he killed my cousin Big William), but this is pretty shittin extreme

I cannot be more plain about this.

He is creating entire UNIVERSES for his bits, before abandoning them.

Each of these universes follows an almost identical timeline, crowding space-time and risking a calamity on a multiversal level.

Extreme calls for extreme.

[sm64goomba]

i don't know much about alternate universes n all that crap but like doesn't the same exact thing happen anytime anyone makes a decision? at least that's what i've heard

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Yes, but because those different decisions lead to even MORE different decisions, they branch out fairly evenly.

We’re talking about thousands of identical universes making the same decisions at every single turn.

[sm64goomba]

see i'm still not seeing how this'll blow everyone up or whatever

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Ok. Imagine if twenty thousand goombas were all forced into the same question block. Thats what’s happening with the universes

[sm64goomba]

there's a size limit to universes?

[mario-bounty-hunter]

listen i don't particularly like the guy (especially after he killed my cousin Big William), but this is pretty shittin extreme

I cannot be more plain about this.

He is creating entire UNIVERSES for his bits, before abandoning them.

Each of these universes follows an almost identical timeline, crowding space-time and risking a calamity on a multiversal level.

Extreme calls for extreme.

[sm64goomba]

i don't know much about alternate universes n all that crap but like doesn't the same exact thing happen anytime anyone makes a decision? at least that's what i've heard

[mario-bounty-hunter]

Yes, but because those different decisions lead to even MORE different decisions, they branch out fairly evenly.

We’re talking about thousands of identical universes making the same decisions at every single turn.

[sm64goomba]

see i'm still not seeing how this'll blow everyone up or whatever

[mario-bounty-hunter]

listen i don't particularly like the guy (especially after he killed my cousin Big William), but this is pretty shittin extreme

I cannot be more plain about this.

He is creating entire UNIVERSES for his bits, before abandoning them.

Each of these universes follows an almost identical timeline, crowding space-time and risking a calamity on a multiversal level.

Extreme calls for extreme.

[sm64goomba]

i don't know much about alternate universes n all that crap but like doesn't the same exact thing happen anytime anyone makes a decision? at least that's what i've heard

[king-konpei]

Delete Bowser Jr.

Bring back Koopa Kid.

[sms-bowser-jr]

Hey that's not nice >:[

@sm64-bowser-da-simp, Can you smite them for me, papa?

[majorafan2000]

Delete Bowser. Bring back his brother.

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

If you ever lay a finger on my son I will BURN YOUR FACE!

[sm64goomba]

i fucking swear to god i wish his brother was my boss again

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

You what?

[sm64goomba]

pay me more and maybe this won't be true

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

Okay then I’ll hold your family hostage ^-^

[sm64goomba]

well shit

[king-konpei]

Delete Bowser Jr.

Bring back Koopa Kid.

[sms-bowser-jr]

Hey that's not nice >:[

@sm64-bowser-da-simp, Can you smite them for me, papa?

[majorafan2000]

Delete Bowser. Bring back his brother.

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

If you ever lay a finger on my son I will BURN YOUR FACE!

[sm64goomba]

i fucking swear to god i wish his brother was my boss again

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

You what?

[sm64goomba]

pay me more and maybe this won't be true

[king-konpei]

Delete Bowser Jr.

Bring back Koopa Kid.

[sms-bowser-jr]

Hey that's not nice >:[

@sm64-bowser-da-simp, Can you smite them for me, papa?

[majorafan2000]

Delete Bowser. Bring back his brother.

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

If you ever lay a finger on my son I will BURN YOUR FACE!

[sm64goomba]

i fucking swear to god i wish his brother was my boss again

[sm64mario]

Mario Pose!

Yah!

[sm-64-luigi]

Luigi Pose!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[sm64waluigi]

WALUIGI POSE

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[sm64-wario]

Wario Pose!

Waaaa- wait. Waluigi already did'a that.

Uh...

WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

[sm64-yellow-toad]

Sleepy Pose!

YEEEYHAWW!

[sms-bowser-jr]

Revived after being gone for way to long Pose

MWHEAHAHAHA!

[sm64-green-toad]

I’m going to draw you doing something stupid pose!

Yayy

[sm64-bowser-da-simp]

I’m going to burn your house down pose!

GWAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA

[sm64goomba]

i don't make enough money to feed my four kids and have to work too much pose

FUCK

[mariotennisdaisy]

* The WATERCOOLER offers the SARASALAND CROWN, freshly stolen from Wario.

awesome.

i mean it's kind of just a formality anyway but awesome.

[sm64-wario]

So... I'm'a still stuck running Sarasaland?

[sm64goomba]

can i run sarasaland

[sm64mario]

You'a know how many games were touted the "Mario Killer"?

I'a still here!

[sm64chainchomp]

Arf! Arf!

[sm64mario]

YOU AREN'T A GAME

[turtlesarecats]

He can be anything he wants to be! Believe in yourself and believe in others!

[sm64mario]

You know? You'a got a good point! I'a believe in Chain Chomp aspiritions'a! Chain Chomp, you can be anything you'a like! Just don't bite my arm just dont' do that just

[mario-thwomp-official]

OUGH?

[sm64mario]

You too, paisano. But no'a squashing my arm.

[sm64goomba]

I can be the mario killer!!!!!

[sm64mario]

Hoohoo. You'a got big aspiritions, Goomba! I'a proud of you!

[sm64goomba]

You will die.