[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

waiter: enjoy your meal

me: you too!

me: …

me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*

[ravenlania-blog]

Okay but like I work as a waitress and this is actually a pleasant thing to hear, i’m eating eventually, thank you for wanting me to enjoy my meal too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this changes everything

[buryinblack]

nbdy cares but i just found these from the first tour i followed and :(

[hypnosreigns]

I did a full face of makeup just to take selfies for the first time in like 5 months and then peel my lashes off and go back to bed tbh

[gaylor-moon]

you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying

[babybirb-deactivated20160509]

[supermansbuttocks]

My dog just pushed the door open, winked at me and left

[regularbread]

me flirting with people

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[thebestoftumbling]

[celbel96]

[somethingsomethingriverwoods]

Parting Glances (1986)

[traumathoughts]

[beauteenth]

[slimetony]

Agony

[niceferatu]

this is just a fancy word for Pain randy

[slimetony]

The frame is just as important as the picture.

[prettyparamore]

Paramore - I’m Not Angry Anymore 

[vanish]

[lesless]

My dad works on a huge property for a man with a rescued baby deer who just lost his spots & really likes scratches.

[aestheticacadema]

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me

[abduction]