now, look, iām not ever one to turn down Ambassador Project volunteers, but i do have to make sure you understand the ramifications of this choice for legal reasons. youāre sober?
good. youāre of sound mind and body and all that?
good. ok, now, you understand that this is permanent. if you decide you donāt like it, you canāt change your mind. you wonāt have a human body anymore and even if we still had it the surgery to put you back is so dangerous that we donāt do it. you understand all that? this isnāt a movie. you canāt just jump between them. you do this, thereās no undoing it.
well, you still seem eager, so weāll take you. want to see her? follow me
this is her! we call her W-239, thatās her batch number, but you can keep the same name you use now or you can pick a different one; itās up to you. sheās 35ish feet long from nose to tailtip and she weighs just shy of a thousand pounds
yeah, dragons are lighter than youād expect from the size since they have to be able to get off the ground. oh, her wingspan is huge, thereabouts ninety feet! weāre not sure, her wings have never been open
no, she just has a vat-grown brainstub. all it does is keep her lungs and heart running and turn the iv nutrients we give her into dragon cells. sheās barely even alive. your brain is what gives her all the personality.
oh, no, the surgery is really safe as long as we go this way. we just knock you out, pop your brain out, and splice it into her spinal cord so you can control her body. it sounds scary, but itās really not. thereās a reason your batch number starts with 200, weāve literally done it hundreds of times and never had a single failure. donāt worry at all
yeah, youāre gonna get to be that. itās pretty cool, isnāt it?
ok, follow me. this part is somewhat embarrassing. we need you to strip down so we can take 360Ā° scans of your human body. no, itās a legal thing. if you ever decide you want to look human again for any reason, you can do some shapeshifting magic. dragons are good at that sort of thing. you wonāt be human, but youāll be just about impossible to tell without DNA testing. anyway, we give you scans of your former body in your exit packet just in case, so you can look as close as you can to how you look now
arms up. arms out. arms to your sides. legs apart. bend forward. bend back. squat down? stand on your tiptoes? ok, nice, thatās all of them.
ok, come lay down here! weāre gonna put this iv in you to deliver the anesthetic. youāre gonna feel a little pinch- good. you did it! ok, this is room-temperature, so itās gonna feel cold in your arm as we push it. just try to relax and count backwards from ten with me, ok? when you wake up, youāll be in the new body!
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