shark vs the universe
Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
#extradirty
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
RMH
titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sade Olutola
Love Begins
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Moving Accounts
I’m moving the bulk of my sideblogs to another account and I’m also replacing this blog with another sideblog on said account. I will no longer be posting @smaller-divinities , my posts will now be from @i-am-but-mortal
Moving Accounts
I'm moving the bulk of my sideblogs to another account and I'm also replacing this blog with another sideblog on said account. I will no longer be posting @smaller-divinities , my posts will now be from @i-am-but-mortal
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope
that’s suave as shit.
Me on my way to steal ur footballer
i love sports
he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice
smooth as fuck
I just died, this killed me
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this
My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.
Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved
hey did anyone hear the news that scientists have actually been able to figure out the most common key that old pirate shanties were sang in
imo it’s really interesting? like, they found and analysed lots and lots of sheet music that they suspect was inspired by all these old shanties, since all the music was written by people who are believed to have been former sailors or even former pirates. and the neat part is that statistically speaking almost 90% of them are written in the same key. i mean, obviously it’s not confirmed 100%, but it looks like almost all pirate shanties were sang in a high C
GO TO JAIL
really choice mood for 2018
It’s not a question of where it grips it. It’s a simple question of weight ratios: a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.
#Reminds me of a bird of paradise
Yes! That one!
This is the only mating dance I’ll ever respond to, tbh.
apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend
Yes, the football fandom is going nuts. Lots of cosplaying going on. Tickets to the con are outrageous, though.
It’s the season finale.
loki, trying desperately to make small talk with the avengers: this is my son fenris he’s big and strong and i gave birth to him :) hes a black wolf with glowing red eyes :) peter parker, a millennial who, while not too brushed up on his norse mythology, definitely knows full well what a fursona is: okay mr. loki that’s very cool
the gender for kuzco
the gender made especially for kuzco. kuzco’s gender.
MY FAVOURITE trope is the
“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*
and then
“i said ALL of them”
*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*
the lady on the news just said two brothers in their mid thirties in my area were recently arrested for multiple counts of murder and 9 years of credit card fraud and i think we all know whats really going on here
So light em up up up, light em up up up, light em up up up
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fiiiiiiyaaaaahhhhh
Hilly Hindi out-dean-winchesters Jensen Ackles.
Supernatural Parody hillyhindi
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