gamer

hello every body it is me claire gaymo from twitter

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[pjackk]

Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl

[grox]

Child noob: mama.. what does it mean to get "pwnd"...?

Mother noob: [Holding her child closer] Oh my baby... You... I hope you never find out...

[OUTSIDE, AN MLG PRO LURKS]

[neverwonderneverremember]

[pocketfullofpadalecki-blog-blog]

today might be a bad day for you but just remember 

jensen ackles beat the shit out of three guys in a bar because they fucked with jared and jared broke one guys nose when they tried to hurt jensen 

[shewillfeatdrake]

how are these violent men supposed to improve my day

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the typical scenario i suppose

[peysk]

Oldguy problems: when you stub your toe against a the last woolly mammoth

[segamascott]

[atomicrow]

[tpwrtrmnky]

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

[gaysie]

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

[luxwing]

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

[apjvff]

couples quarrel

boyfriend: hey baby i have to cancel our date tomorrow something came up

girlfriend: oh i’m just small potatoes. i’m not that importance.

boyfriend: -_-

[apjvff]

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

[straycatj]

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

[dogpuppy]