Nothing to see here... Yet.

I think it would be best if I were to just quietly disappear.

[romancenjoyer]

“the possibility of rejection is essential to forming deep relationships with people” - chanté joseph for british vogue

[romancenjoyer]

[the-tsriel-trail]

Goodbye and goodnight, Cole.

2022-2025

[chibikki-ikki-deactivated202508]

[the-tsriel-trail]

It's nice to know I could just disappear entirely and nobody would bat an eye or come looking. No curiosity, no wonder, nothing. Just some implicit expectation that I'll be the one to always seek others out but never a thought to do the same for me.

[stricatul]

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[last-to-the-orgy]

[paradiseyuri]

Created by : ☆GGAENGCHANG☆ Respective credits to the creator ⓟⒶⓇⒶⒹⒾⓈⒺ♡ⓎⓊⓇⒾ

[uovoc]

learning to cheerfully dislike other people is I think a critical component of getting along with people who don't like you. Like as soon as I got a solid grasp on the fact that there is a wide swath of humanity that gets on my nerves and that it's my problem, not theirs, it got easier to be around people I find annoying. Once that's settled, it's easy to flip the reasoning around and conclude that if someone doesn't like me, that's a quirk of their own strange and arbitrary tastes, not a judgment upon either of us as a person. You can't like everyone. Not everyone will like you. It's fine. It's not a personal attack in either direction. We can exchange cordial nods across the room and then go on with our lives

[rockergiirl]

the princess of darkness has requested a "stawby milk"

[beaft]

this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

[assiraphales]

some of the worst classism is white collar middle class americans against blue collar & minimum wage workers. “why does that plumber make more than me” because he’s been perfecting his craft for 30 years and you send emails. “they’re in the trades bc they’re too dumb to do anything else” ok take that engine apart and put it back together real fast babe. “they’re boring bc they never left their home town” have you considered they financially couldn’t? I am not saying it is anyone’s job to educate, nor you need to respect people who do not respect you, but while you maybe never sympathize we need to learn to empathize. consider why (who) allowed for massive parts of country to be uneducated and how many impoverished areas of this country haven’t had a voice for a very long time. we are all victims of the rich. remember it is up vs down

[02decay]

devo

[assassinbugs]

generate a random power here

Now, with that power, do you think you could defeat prev with their power?

yes. I'm absolutely winning

i could probably win

i might win, but it's close

either or neither of us could win. no way to know.

i might lose, but it's close

i'll probably lose

i'm absolutely losing

we literally have the same power

other / I'm bald / infinitely nuanced answer

Voting ended onJan 22, 2025

Don't forget to put the power you get in the tags!

(If you're reblogging from me, I got Mixed Martial Arts Mastery)

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[beholdthemem]

At a whopping 17 minutes into the school day, a substitute teacher asked to see my tardy pass, breaking my old record by about 5 hours.

[thelastlonelywriter]

The way Legolas and Arwen approach falling in love with a mortal is really, really funny to me because

Arwen: I will give up my immortality, and my chance to see my mother and father again, because I would rather die with you than live forever after you’re gone.

Legolas, building a ship: Hey Gimli have you ever heard of this little thing called breaking and entering because we’re going to do it to heaven.

[todaysbird]

Today's bird is this naughty kea trying to steal my peppermint tea

[youmisguidedmartyr]

If Legolas had WhatsApp