Call Me Small

I post art sometimes, just lemme enjoy my blorbos. (He/They) 22

[chalkbird]

before the fun-looking silly sheep detective movie hits the theaters and you all run to see it, expecting a silly sheep detective movie (and hugh jackman), here's what you're getting into:

[smallhandedartist]

Really wish I saw this 2 hours ago

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Me, scanning the area for people who say shitpost:

What the Fuck

This thing don’t work

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Ok

But the Point is That I Don’t like the word Shitpost and if you say it then I’m going to be very angry at you

[ramb-lies]

Go stand in front of a mirror and repeat what you said

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I Don’t like the word Shitpost

[ramb-lies]

Did the scanner do anything different?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

No

[festive-dirksteve-deactivated20]

Did you swap it to your right eye? That might be why it’s not working.

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Still the same thing

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

I will buy you a New

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Thank You!

[codeblueberry]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

+ bonus:

[matthew2641]

the ogilvie and whitaker ambulance scene is a deliberate parallel to the first season's collins and robby exchange, and a subtle means of intimating a prior romantic correspondence between ogilvie and whitaker which culminated in a pregnancy neither were prepared to assume responsibility for, and thus relinquished… the identity of which is our baby jane doe

[unfetteredautism]

STOP IM AT WORK BAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[technovillain]

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

[littleguysdaily]

[homunculus-argument]

Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

[awittyremarktofoolyou]

Robby pmo so badly imma start reading huckleabbot instead of hucklerabbot

[ny-ji]

Dana, Caleb, Whitaker & Abbot at the end of Robby’s shift :

[moss4brainss]

at the end of episode 15 Robby will audibly sigh and say "wow what a shit day but it's over and I can't wait to finally kill myself in a motorcycle crash." then he walks out to the ambulance bay and his motorcycle is dismantled on the ground like an unassembled Lego set. Abbot and Whitaker are standing by with comically large screwdrivers. Robby rolls his eyes "oh you guys!" then the seinfeld outro plays to end the episode and nothing bad ever happens in the Pitt again.

[mostwantedii]

what ever he said cannot be that funny

[404-new-era]

[legendarydragonperson]

"Wanna stay at my place rent-free? If i off myself it's all yours, babygirl!"

[goat-fanatic]

rough shift

[sadmortician]

cassie mckay sketch dump for no reason whatsoever… (i need her)

[pupenpie]

Right RIGHT RIGHT

[alexisneverokay]

chat is this a normal and heterosexual way to react to your smoking hot attending(s) performing a delicate procedure that you're observing?