Well, shit.

[awwww-cute]

[roachpatrol]

o captain, my captain

[thenighttrain]

what in the fuck is this

[kissyoulikealover]

looked this up on goodreads and if i had to read these quotes from the book then so do yall 

[sherlocktheholmes]

So this is kind of a rip off of the style of novel that Chuck Tingle writes, and he wasn’t super happy about it:

[knight-of-ashes]

I really like that it’s not getting ripped off he’s mad about, but specifically seeing someone apply his writing style to an international tragedy. What a weirdly wholesome dude.

[avengers-posts]

[vanillagrunge]

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[icantwritegood]

how could anyone doubt hannibal was fucked up and evil when he held his wine glass like this

[silent8earsinahotelr0om]

Thats the grip of an actor that slipped and didnt wanna fuck up a good take, and the director was like “ooo thats a choice, build on that”

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[bakwaaas]

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

[koschei-the-ginger]

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

THE CARROTS

[impuretale]

Watching him react to these short videos and growing increasingly alarmed and distressed is just the funniest shit ever to me. 

[socialistexan]

Broque: asking for dick pics

Woque: "SHOW ME YOUR CARROT"

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[cesaray]

this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[xx-fadingaway-xx]

we need more women like this in law

[lynnora-v]

Perish, fool

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[phantoms-lair]

[alderaan-babe]

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

[catchymemes]

[minfonica]