I love myself

Manatees are my favorite animals

[goth-aunt]

I’m

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[fauxcocaine]

[flowury]

someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[whitepeopletwitter]

Real talk

[wickedseahag]

gays! clean your room

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[andykinskywalker]

If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[davepetasprites]

someone: how do you feel?

me: thanks for asking I Have No Idea

[finehs]

Into The Woods aka one of the best B plots in B99

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

He said “ quote sociopaths unquote”

[fozmeadows]

Rosa and Holt being deadpan badass bros who nonetheless have FEELINGS is my literal favourite thing.

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[crustrocket]

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky

[anti0ch]

you would not believe your eyes

if 20,000 tethered flies

hoisted my corpse into the sky

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

The trick to stop feeling embarrassed for oversharing on tumblr is to realize that it doesn’t matter what you post, it’s all embarrassing. This entire site is embarrassing, we’re all living in a cycle of shame

[erectolobiform]

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him