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Cosimo Galluzzi
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noise dept.
Mike Driver
JVL
tannertan36
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
almost home
Jules of Nature
Product Placement
Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)
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gracie abrams
cherry valley forever
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
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@smartass-slytherin
Air Himbo
Water Himbo
Earth Himbo
Fire Himbo
@crvggio I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years
And the Avatar
Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT
But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever…
Why do they even have that lever?
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.
plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)
and this one
which made me laugh despairingly because i mean
bro you don’t even know.
what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”
“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”
‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it
What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?
“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”
I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking
I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”
Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:
“Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly” – it exploded, and it wasn’t an explosion we wanted to happen
“Lithobraking maneuver” – it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.
“Engine-rich exhaust” – the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.
“Fishing orbit” – the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didn’t mean to put it there
“Thrust was observed along an undesired vector” – the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.
“Wearing his manager hat” – a moron who shouldn’t be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote “take off your engineer hat and put on your manager hat” in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)
“Received an unrequested transfer” – he’s dead.
LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER
Everytime I reblog this it gets better.
received an unrequested transfer-
what’s the biologist for “my dog ate the specimen i’m so sorry he thought it was a toy”
“Subject was misidentified by aide, and unexpectedly returned to the food chain.”
Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature ✌️
Victorious (2010-2013)
Ah when Ariana Grande was still white
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
then there are these favs…. ;)
always reblog
Um yes this is genius.
And accurate lol
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
How the public sees Avatar Aang
What he really is
I see Cabbage Man is back on his anti-Avatar propaganda.
shout out to the Jehovah's Witness that very earnestly told me I "move like a man beset on all sides by demons" today
it’s called an entourage
that’s just a regular platypus???
PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!
Lady Luck, why you gotta do me this way?
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guess who my favourite character is
ITS THE
FINAL BRAIN CELL
*kazoo solo*
Use tarot motifs in your game. By which I mean call all your players fools and demand they call you The Emperor
@dumbasshufflepuff
german memes with cursed vine energy
non germans please watch this and tell me what tf you think is happening i’m begging you
I am not even fucking save from the Wendler on Tumblr I hate this timeline
Linski Baldursgate finally reaches the Friendly Arm Inn and meets some experienced adventurers who are somehow the same level as her.
Linski takes 2d6 emotional damage
WHY even LET me interact with the squirrels if they’re just gonna ICE ME OUT like this??
the continued adventures of Linski Baldursgate
no she has not reached the inn yet
