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mattandjones

Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch

catchymemes

nerdgul

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

animution11

royalhans

polar opposite of this post

hrmsketches

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

gluten-free-pussy

This is really beautiful!!!

straightboyfriend

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

aofvoid

God in the Garden of Eden

unyanizedcatboys

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

amisdala-archive-deactivated202

i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked

amisdala-archive-deactivated202

just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying

tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

perks-of-being-chinese

fandomsandfeminism

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

fandomsandfeminism

Just a few more. This is a big trend.

royalturkeyz

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

bernardberniebern

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

fatal-pedestrian

When is titty cupcake day?

fandomsandfeminism

Today!

fandomsandfeminism

Coming up!

prozdvoices

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I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

april

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

kazoracht

djoswiftie

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

My hometown is being sued by the ACLU for aggressively preaching Christianity throughout the schools. At first I was like this is fucking hilarious and my sister told me to make a meme about. So I made this dumbass thing not expecting anything. But it has gotten a huge turnover rate on Facebook and is when people share it they are giving their view on the subject and most of them are detailing how the forcing religion down their throats effected them. It's just funny how a stupid meme I made half asleep is getting do much feedback.