hi, dad, i need $300

léo • 20 • boston

[raeazure]

[podencos]

[thestateonmtv]

people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me

[blackdenimjeans3]

[zovsko]

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

[neonprotagonist]

[kineticsquirrel]

Every time I ask one of the Youths™ to explain “vibe check” to me they hit me with some kind of improvised weapon

[tuxedokit]

vibe check

[zim-kinnie]

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[veryfunnymemes]

[goosekuraleap-deactivated202102]

I see no difference in energy here

[kristina100000]

just like donna summer said toot toot beep beep

[albertnatural]

Part 2

[gunsandfireandshit]

[witnessings]

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

[coconutwatersheetmask-deactivat]

Azealia’s Twitter sends me

[six-74]

I had to unfollow her when she started openly promoting ass bleaching soap on twitter

[antiandrogen]

I like how the last straw for you was Azealia Banks being a businesswoman

[pangur-and-grim]

[throwbackblr]

[stimman4000]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

you coughed after that puny bong hit? I am going to kill you

[nepofledgling]

X-men: hey we’re getting murdered can you guys help us?

Avengers: